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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Yes!! He's back again our dear Robert Lavelle. Here at the Times we get spam mail, but this guy rules!

I love this guy, he's so far out there he makes me look sane. And I like him becasue I like to see the veins bug out on Sol's head when I send the emails we get from this guy!

So withour further comment, here he is in all his glory:
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Are you comfortable? Got enough food in the house?
Electricity working? Got fuel for the car? Well come January 1, 2000 all that is going to change. You know that little Y2K thing where many of the computers in the world are just going to shut down on Jan 1. Well that little problem is going to collapse all the economies in the world. No more food, electricity, fuel, communications etc. all those things are going to shut down like that "snap" (maybe a week or two) and the survival of the fittest will become the law until the antichrist takes over the world.

YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR THAT
IT'S BEST TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS

BUT THE RAPTURE WILL NOT OCCUR UNTIL
THE UNIVERSE IS PROPERLY DISPLAYED

STAND UP AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH !

THE UNIVERSE SPACE ENDS & MOVES O /\ + \/ O
The discovery of the understanding of the universe

E=MC The equation for the atom bomb. It says that matter and energy are the same thing. So then what is that? Matter, look at a brick. Its in a three dimensional form. Its made of electrons, protons and neutrons (atoms) and they are moving so the brick is moving. Energy, sunlight. Its in a three dimensional form. It comes to us from the sun therefore it is moving. 3D and moving Both matter and energy are 3D and moving. I outproduce Einstein. We already know all matter has gravity. The bending of light shows that energy also has gravity. So matter and energy are 3D moving with gravity. The universe is made of matter,
energy, time and space. That just stated is the matter and energy part. Time and space. Take everything in the universe and stop it. Does time progress? No. Therefore time is the motion and the understanding of all the motion is the understanding of all of time. Space. Space ends. Space does not go on forever. Space is in a three dimensional form. Space moves but does not have gravity. Space moves like this. O /\ + \/ O
And that is the understanding of time.

O This is what was first, in the beginning.
/\ This is the old kings and queens.
+ This is democracy.
\/ This is socialism.
O This is when the Lord Jesus Christ returns.
And that is the understanding of the universe. Glory be to the Father
the Son and the Holy Ghost. Revelation chapter 10&11;15-19. It is very
important the people receive this information. You may tell someone
about this.
Thank You
Robert Lavelle

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I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue.
~C. Mongomery Burns
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Energy has gravity, eh? This man's comprehension of the inner workings of the universe must far exceed even the greatest physicists of our time... *L*

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"I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me."
-from Baloo's cousins' endless supplies of e-mail jokes
 


Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
This guy's almost as convincing as the guy who insists Time has Inertia.

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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Who is sadly dead, apparently. Albien, or soemthing, yes?

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"Have you ever seen a bloody egg? Glass in hand, laying up in bed?"
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They Might Be Giants
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
I once read a whole book of UFO anti-gravity drive theories with the same mad enthusiasm. I wish *I* could discover formerly unimagined quantum mechanics forces of nature in my spare time.
 
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
My favorite line of his is "I outproduce Einstein." Oh, how I love wanton hubris.

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I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue.
~C. Mongomery Burns
 




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