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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

That is only one of the most intriguing "news" stories to be found on the following site.

Heaven Reported Found!

I'm having a hard time accepting this as a serious page. But I can't find any disclaimer saying it's a joke. Which leaves us with headlines like this one: "CARS GO TO HEAVEN - SUPER HIGHWAYS PAVED WITH GOLD IN HEAVEN"

No word on the sheep, though.

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"Have you ever seen a bloody egg? Glass in hand, laying up in bed?"
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Oh, that's not even the best part, though. For just ten dollars, you can be a contestant in the Ten Commandments Quiz.

Or, view the results of the Jesus Poll.

"Results Internet JESUS Poll: A free JESUS Poll was conducted on the Internet a little over a year, from April 1996 - Unil May 1997. Internet voting was light with a little over 1000 votes cast, Voting close in the beginning. At one point, votes were Even For and Against JESUS, but later JESUS took a big lead which JESUS held for the rest of the year ending in a Landslide Victory for JESUS!"

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"Have you ever seen a bloody egg? Glass in hand, laying up in bed?"
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by Feste on :

They use cell phones in hell.

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"'I'm afraid there's nowhere for you to sit,' I said coldly; 'the verandah is full of goats.'" --Saki "The Guests"

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

That is disturbing... Exceedingly so...

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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*o_O*

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Posted by HMS White Star (Member # 174) on :

THEY DO NOT USE CELL PHONES IN HELL, they use the PCS wireless system

.LOL.

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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos:-) )

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

1-800-CALL-ATT, anyone? ... *evil laughter*

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"It is important to get up when you fall...for this much I know to be true: That thing we call Failure is not in the falling down, but the staying down."