(I presume providing a link changes this from bandwidth piracy to fair use? Work with me guys, huh?)
--Baloo
(Post-edit comments: I originally did the whole thing in HTML. Sometimes this version of UBB converts HTML to UBB, or so I've noticed.)
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Diamonds are a girl's best friends.
Dogs are man's best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
[This message has been edited by Charles Capps (edited August 10, 1999).]
[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited August 10, 1999).]
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"We took a small flight, in the middle of the night, from one tiny place to another."
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Ben Folds Five
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"We took a small flight, in the middle of the night, from one tiny place to another."
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Ben Folds Five
And click here to see the continuation.
*mutters something*
My humblest apologies Baloo. I shall now hack open my arteries with this guitar pick.
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"We took a small flight, in the middle of the night, from one tiny place to another."
--
Ben Folds Five
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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But brother, it ain't ketchup!
~Homer Simpson
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"S`io credessi che mia rispota fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu' scosse.
Ma perciocche` giammai di questo fondo
Non torno` vivo alcun, s`i`odo il vero,
Senza tema d`infamia ti rispondo."
- Dante`
Undead: 1
Mortal: 0
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Jackson: "This tastes like chicken..."
Carter: "What's wrong with that?"
Jackson: "It's macaroni and cheese."
-Stargate: SG-1, "The First Commandment"