Check out how these anagrams work out:Dormitory = Dirty Room
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms = Alas No More Z's
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Contradiction = Accord not in it
The grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USACan be rearranged (with no letters left over,
and using each letter only once) into:
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
I like the Clinton one, but isn't there also one about Ronald Reagan and a REALLY long one about Shakespeare?
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
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Do business with us, or we'll ruin you.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
okay. Someone has ALOT of time on thier hands. *LOL*
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"S`io credessi che mia rispota fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu' scosse.
Ma perciocche` giammai di questo fondo
Non torno` vivo alcun, s`i`odo il vero,
Senza tema d`infamia ti rispondo."
- Dante`