What can I possibly say?
For the story, go here.
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"Hey Mr. Boo, fly away home. Your house is so lovely, your children so nice."
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Hello (The Band)
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"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."
--Picard to Data, "In Theory"
No, I take that back, that's HELL disturbing.
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"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"
Field Marshal Military Project
http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net
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"Elevator to hell, going up." - What Dreams May Come
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Saving the world: $50.
Saving the universe: $1,000,000
Saving your marraige: Sorry, I don't do that.
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx