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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Thank my cousin for this:

You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of
Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer coloured.

You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.

You have ever had a land speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defence electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
land speeder.

You ever fantasised about Princess Leah wearing Daisy
Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you
have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that
Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle"

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

I saw a list similar to this which contained some of the same items, and a few others:

There's a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

You can easily describe the taste of Bantha...without using the word "chicken."

You've ever said: "That Yoda, he sure do talk good."

You've ever levitated yourself using a force from within, but not using *the* Force from within.

Your master ever said, "And now my finger you will pull, hmmm?"

There is a stuffed womprat anywhere in your home.

You've ever used the Jedi mind trick to get out of a speeding ticket.

Jabba's pig guards remind you of kin.

The Rancor refused to eat you...twice.

Posted by HMS White Star (Member # 174) on :

"You ever fantasised about Princess Leah wearing Daisy
Duke shorts."

Hmmm, I never thought of that, now that I think about it, yes perhaps I am a Redneck Jedi So what's wrong with that?

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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos:-) )

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

"May the force be with y'all"? *ROTFL*

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

When I went home form work yesterday, Mom had "Dukes of Hazard" on, said it was the first time she had ever watched it. I stretched out on the couch for the last half hour, and, low and behold, Frakes is playing Boss Hoggs nephew, Billy Hogg. Daisy was about to marry him, but he was a crook.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

"And now, my finger you will pull, mmmhhmmm?"

*LMAO*

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