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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

While he appears to us as a bearded young fellow, full of vim and vibrance, the illustrious Charles Capps is in fact...on a mission from God! Yes my friends, unbeknownst to us all, Mr. Capps has been leading a double life. He is, in fact, a slightly rusty Churchill-looking fellow.

No, don't thank me. Thank AltaVista and chronic insomnia.

Oh, and the Divided Capps informs me that he has a large can of "whoop-smite" ready should the thread get out of hand. But at least now we know where he gets the power to smite from.

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

I wonder what relation this Annette Capps is to CC's alter ego...

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by HMS White Star (Member # 174) on :

Are you sure that's CC, my sources tells me is living many lives here's some.

Wait a minute that not Charles Capps, this guy is Charles Capps

http://www.ls.state.ms.us/house/capps.htm

Or maybe this guy

http://coba.shsu.edu/faculty/mgt/mgt_cjc/

Here's a link to more folks named Capps.

http://www.geopages.com/Athens/Acropolis/3132/ind0016.html

Found message by the Real CC but there a stupid bug in the posting system so I post it later.

Wait I am seeing more messages by our fearless leader on Yahoo...yes I fould some more, but I don't have the time.

Charles is going to hurt me...*Runs away in utter fear*

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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos:-) )

[This message has been edited by HMS White Star (edited August 19, 1999).]

[This message has been edited by The First One (edited August 19, 1999).]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

What on earth have you done, Whiteychops? I've tried to get your UBB code cleared up, but the links don't seem to work. . .

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Fixed it.

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

When my system crashed, I did a search on Google.com (and other search engines) trying to find the URL to these forums. I found CC Ministries and several others, but could not find the forums.

--Baloo

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Someone help me, I'm surrounded by Capps!!!!!!!!

*runs away, screaming in terror.........*

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Amen, brother!! Pass the plate!!

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Posted by HMS White Star (Member # 174) on :

If you search Yahoo under Flare Forums you will find this URL on the Second page.

you will see this

"the solareclipse network - Flare Science Fiction Forums | Utopia Planitia Three | EclipseArts Web Solutions[Utopia Three and EclipseArts links will be online soon.] 1999 the solareclipse network. all rights reserved
--http://solareclipse.net/ http://solareclipse.net/

To First One: Hey that's not my fault. There some stupid bug in system the only thing I tried to do is get some links by cutting and pasting, all was well until I got an actual post by CC and not only the URL was underlined but the text above it also. So I tried to delete it, but it didn't work so I had to delete the URL. Sorry I have no idea how use UBB Code. I just deleted what was underlined that shouldn't have been underlined. Sorry .

I hope I don't screw up this time.

This may be a post from our fearless leader,
http://www.phy.hw.ac.uk/~karsten/KBackup/ml/0032.html

And this certainly is post from our fearless leader,
http://trekweb.com/cool/wwwboard/messages/50646.html

Now I run to the nearest big tree to hide from the wrath of CC .

This my 13th edit if this doesn't work I going to be mad. Hey maybe 13 is the lucky charm .

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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos:-))

[This message has been edited by HMS White Star (edited August 19, 1999).]

[This message has been edited by HMS White Star (edited August 20, 1999).]

Posted by HMS White Star (Member # 174) on :

I know what is going on first one when I edited my post something screwy happened all was trying to do is correct the lines the post was on well I going to have to delete the previous post dang...

I get it now, the URL's don't like being edited, they somehow underline stuff when the get edited and repeat themselves, this is knowing nothing about UBB code.

^&$@#^$#^&@$%*$@!#$%*#A^@$*$*#^#$*@$ ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH G*D D*MN IT WHAT THE BL**DY M*TH*R F*NK*NG H*LL IS GOING ON HERE, ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH. 10 edits and it's still not right!!!!!!

Sorry for the outbrust I trying to EDIT the perivous post right, but no avail, ok the final correction.

Dang this is lot of trouble just to annoy CC .

Cool the more I edit the more I learn these URL's Really don't like being edited, if I move them even one line or change one number they act screwy.

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[This message has been edited by HMS White Star (edited August 20, 1999).]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

okay...... this is just WEIRD.

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

What part, Jubes? That we're interested or that all this stuff exists?

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

"Don't you see, Scully? They're *all* Charlie Capps."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Charlie?

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Charlie X?

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

So this is a thread of X Men now?

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*makes a bunch of fireworks, as her X-men character would do* ......

What's weird? ... Well, for one, you guy's total obsession with my boyfriend is wierd. I mean, I can understand the inclination, but....
I'm not sure if I should be scared or not... but why on EARTH would anyone spend that much time searching for people named Capps?!

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Chronic insomnia. Sol already explained that part.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

*Shakes Garak rather hard*

Charlie X! Original Series! Star Trek! Get it?

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Yes, he's continuing the joke.

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

What Frank said.

Only replace the pronouns and their accompanying verbs accordingly.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Chimaera on :

As a B5/Crusade fan, I suggest we all email the Charles Capps ministries and make a prayer request for the resurrection of Crusade

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Reminds me of a scene from a very good movie...
I can see it now...

*begin imaginary sequence*

*Roman soldiers walk up on a group of men*

Centurion: "All right, you can all live if you tell me which one of you is Charles Capps."

CC: "I am Charles Capps!"
CC2: "No, _I_ am Charles Capps!"
CC3: "_I_ am Charles Capps!"

*scattered voices*
"I am Charles Capps!"
"You balmy git! I'm Charles Capps!"

Centurion: *sigh* "Okay, kill 'em all."

*shouting*
"No! He's Charles Capps!"
"I am NOT! HE'S Charles Capps!"

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

LMAO!!

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hm... I'm not sure what that one's from, but it reminds me of the scene from The Life of Brian...

Roman: "Where is Charles Capps?! I have an order for his release!"

CC2: "Uh, I'm Charles Capps."

CC: "What?!"

CC2: "Yeah, I-- I-- I'm Charles Capps."

Roman: "Take him down!"

CC: "I'm Charles Capps!"

CC3: "Eh, I'm Charles!"

CC4: "I'm Charles!"

CC3: "Look, I'm Charles!

CC: "I'm Charles!"

CC5: "I'm Charles, and so's my wife!"

CC: "I'm Charles Capps!"

Roman: "All right. Take him away and release him."

CC2: "No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Charles. No, I'm not Charles. I was only-- It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!"

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

You've never seen Sparticus?

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Hehehe. Wait, is he a zealot?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Oh, well, yes, I've seen Spartacus, but I don't recall anyone it is using the term "git", nor did the centurion say to kill them all. That's kind of what threw me off... :-)

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That you love me, and I love me..."
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hm... On second thought, I suppose they did kill them all, but it wasn't quite like that... :-)

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That you love me, and I love me..."
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