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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> <br /><small>Member # 5</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,20,23,26,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 20, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:26 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> ...or, My cousin -- Oh, you know the rest!<P><blockquote><center>33 POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS</center><P><OL><LI>As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.<P><LI>I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.<P><LI>I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.<P><LI>I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.<P><LI>In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.<P><LI>Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.<P><LI>My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.<P><LI>I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.<P><LI>Joan of Arc heard voices too.<P><LI>I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.<P><LI>I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.<P><LI>As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.<P><LI>When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.<P><LI>The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.<P><LI>As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.<P><LI>All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.<P><LI>I am at one with my duality.<P><LI>Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.<P><LI>I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday.<P><LI>Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.<P><LI>I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.<P><LI>Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."<P><LI>False hope is nicer than no hope at all.<P><LI>A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.<P><LI>Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.<P><LI>Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute... I'll find someone.<P><LI>It's not whether you win or lose, but where you place the blame.<P><LI>Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?<P><LI>The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.<P><LI>I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.<P><LI>Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step---blaming my parents.<P><LI>To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.</ol></blockquote><P>------------------<BR>I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A> <P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>HMS White Star</b> <br /><small>Member # 174</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,21,2,37,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 21, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:37 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Hey Baloo here's a question to ask <P>"33 POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS"<P>Something isn't right here the first number is 1 and the last one is 32, so there is only 32 positive Affirmations, where did the 33 one go, perhaps somewhere in Twilight Zone? And don't say the post eater ate it <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif">.<P>------------------<BR>HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos:-) )<P><BR><p>[This message has been edited by HMS White Star (edited August 21, 1999).] <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>PPG Skittles</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,21,5,49,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 21, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">05:49 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Oh, but the Title is the 33rd! See! It starts with the number "33"! <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>------------------<BR>Do you eat your red Prozac pills last?<P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Elim Garak</b> <br /><small>Member # 14</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,21,10,59,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 21, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">10:59 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> And the 33rd Positive Affirmation is... "Sometimes we mess up when doing simple things like counting, but all the nice people always tell you that it needs to be fixed." <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>------------------<BR>Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue") <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> <br /><small>Member # 5</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,21,12,14,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 21, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:14 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Sorry, folks. The 33d Positive Affirmation is a secret. To find out what the 33d Positive Affirmation is, send a self-addressed stamped envelope containing $20 U.S. to:<P><BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE>"#33"<BR>Post Office Box 1579<BR>Drawer C<BR>Blasé, NM, 88181-3437</BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Once our careful screening process determines your need-to-know, we will cheerfully mail back our response.<P><BLOCKQUOTE>(Legal disclaimer: This is not a scam of any sort. Anyone desiring to send larger amounts in the hope of inspiring a swifter response time is requested to submit all such incentives in the form of small, unmarked bills. Additional requests are cheerfully accepted.)</BLOCKQUOTE><P><center><IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Grin.gif"></center><P>------------------<BR>I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A> <P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>HMS White Star</b> <br /><small>Member # 174</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,21,15,42,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 21, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:42 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> No problem Baloo, your check is in the mail, hey wait a minute by any chance do you accept Monopoly money cuz that's all I can send <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif">. What Monopoly money isn't American Currency, No way!<P>------------------<BR>HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos:-) )<P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Kosh</b> <br /><small>Member # 167</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,21,16,11,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 21, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:11 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Of coarse, if he tells you, he'll have to kill you.<P>------------------<BR><B>Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx</B><P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> <br /><small>Member # 5</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,21,23,42,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 21, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:42 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Easily (and cheerfully) done!<P><center><IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Grin.gif"></center><P>------------------<BR>I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A> <P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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