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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Diane</b> <br /><small>Member # 53</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,21,16,17,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 21, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:17 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Well, I thought it was time to bring back the musical thread. <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/wink.gif"> But I've made some changes. Besides the songs you've written, you can also post ANY SONG from ANYWHERE that can describe the following: <BR>--any scene in any episode, movie or BOOK<BR>--an entire episode, movie, or book<BR>--an entire season<BR>--an arc of episodes<BR>--character development<BR>--any relationship<BR>--obscure facts<BR>--baldness of the three male captains<P>Any questions?<P>Here's a song I wrote for the first Musical thread. Note that it was written after the end of DS9 season 6 and before the start of season 7.<P>(singing) <BR>Dukat: You will tell me that I'm right, Benjamin! <BR>Sisko: Not a chance, Dukat, it's a sin! <BR>Weyoun: You are both insane.<BR> (to Sisko)<BR> Captain, you're a fool to resist the Dominion. <BR> Now you must bear the pain! <BR>Dukat: (to Sisko) No, you won't survive this! <BR>(Sisko attempts to shoot Dukat with a phaser) <BR>Sisko: How could I ever miss?! <BR>Kira: (spoken) Kira to Sisko. We need you in the Promenade. <BR>(singing resumes) <BR>Sisko: Don't you see I can't retreat? <BR>Kira: But there's a problem in the holosuite! <P>(scene changes to holosuite)<BR>Vic Fontaine: It's not unusual to be loved by anyone... <BR>Quark: If only he could be fixed by just anyone! <P>(scene changes back to Sisko, Dukat, and Weyoun)<BR>Weyoun: Now you will see the power...(spoken)of the Dominion.<BR>Dukat: Wait, this is not the hour. <BR>Weyoun: You will not challenge me again, fool! <BR>Dukat: Now I'm not obliged to follow your rules! <BR>*Worf enters* <BR>Worf: (to Dukat)There you are, murderer! <BR> Watch what I will do to you! <BR>Dukat: I did not mean harm to her, <BR> But I'll decide when my time's due! <P>(Prophets visit Sisko.) <BR>Weyoun: The Sisko is of Bajor. <BR>Sisko: But how do we win such a war? <BR>Dukat: You must open up the Temple. <BR>Sisko: That isn't very simple! <BR> (half yelling) Help me! <BR> (singing again)<BR> If not, help Bajor! Please stop the mourning! <BR>Worf: Why did you not heed our warning? <BR>Sisko: What am I to do? <BR>Weyoun: Find the right path to pursue.<P>------------------<BR>"I told you. You're dead. This is the afterlife. And I'm God."<BR>--Q to Picard, "Tapestry".<P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jeff Raven</b> <br /><small>Member # 20</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,21,23,0,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 21, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:00 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Star Trek Musical??? Looks like this isn't an original idea, but was a feature in the one and only <u>MAD Magazine</u> in Oct. 1976. I know its not original, but maybe it'll help boost some people's imaginations...<P>*ahem* The first song featured, in this glorious spoof, is "Where is My Crew" to the tune of "Send in the Clowns".<P>Spock:<BR>Isn't it strange?<BR>After eight years-<BR>Him playing Captain again-<BR>Me with my ears!<BR>Send in the Crew!<P>Kirk:<BR>Look at me now-<BR>At my old post-<BR>Happy that I can forget<BR>"Barbary Coast!"<BR>Where is my crew?<BR>Send in My Crew!<P>Scotty:<BR>See our old ship-<BR>Down from the sky!<BR>None of the engines<BR>are working,<BR>and neither am I!<P>McCoy:<BR>Once I was saving<BR>their lives with<BR>My medical skill!<BR>Where am I now?<BR>Over the hill!<P>Chapel and Uhura:<BR>How have we done?<BR>Not well, we fear-<BR>Typecast as spacemen,<BR>Which means...<BR>We have no career!<BR>So send in the crew!<BR>This old, washed up crew!<BR>We're better off here!<P>Then there's McCoy, with "My kind Of Sickness" to the tune of "Sound of Silence"<P>McCoy:<BR>I'm a doctor out in space...<BR>And, like, I really groove this place.<BR>Because of all the rare diseases.<BR>Not like your silly coughs or sneezes.<BR>Treating ailments that no man before has seen...<BR>Its really keen<BR>They are my kinds...of sickness<P>Observe that crewman rub his leg.<BR>Last week he got the Neptune Plague...<BR>Today his joints are blue and yellow,<BR>In seven days he'll turn to Jello,<BR>And that last remaining blob I'll analyze,<BR>When he dies...<BR>This is my kind...of sickness.<P>While beaming up to Gamma II,<BR>I thought this man had caught the flu,<BR>But then his mouth was growing fangs there,<BR>And now from ceiling he just hangs there,<BR>As I sit and listen, to his last requests,<BR>I'll run tests...<BR>This is my kind...of sickness.<P>Oh what a joy it is to see<BR>each brand-new unknown malady,<BR>These men are pleading,"Won't you cure us<BR>"From what we picked up from Arcturus?"<BR>And with ev'ry dying gurgle in their throats,<BR>I'll make notes...<BR>These are my kinds...of sickness!<P><BR>That's it for now, I had to type em all out...if anyone else wants more, just post and say so!<P>------------------<BR>"I will remember you...Will you remember me?<BR>Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."<BR>Sarah McLachlan<BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Saiyanman Benjita</b> <br /><small>Member # 122</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,22,1,1,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 22, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:01 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> (From HMS Yakko)<BR>Kirk: I am the evil pirate Captain Kirk.<BR>Scotty, Bones, Spock: And a very evil pirate, too.<BR>Kirk: Ye are very, very kind, I'm an evil mastermind. And I'll do creul things to you.<BR>Group: We are very, very kind, he's an evil mastermind. And he'll do creul things to you (points to each other.<BR>Kirk: Like hit you in the knee, poke your eyes so you can't see, and stun you with my phaser. Though I be a pirate swine, I'll have to draw the line..... So I will not throw you overboard.<BR>Group: What never?<BR>Kirk: No never!<BR>Group: What never?<BR>Kirk: Hardly ever!!!!! (Opens the ship hatch, Scotty, Bones, and Spock get sucked into deep space.)<BR><P>------------------<BR>Is it getting better?<BR>Or do you feel the same?<BR>Will it make it easier on you now,<BR>You've got someone to blame.<BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,22,2,13,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 22, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:13 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *Awaits Sol's TMBG-like reply to this thread with eager anticipation* <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>------------------<BR>This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.<BR>~ C. Mongomery Burns <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Sol System</b> <br /><small>Member # 30</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,22,5,5,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 22, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">05:05 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> While I work on converting my own masterpiece, here's something to tide you over. This song makes me think of...well, you'll see.<P>Finished With Lies, by Elim Garak.<P>Starting now, I'm telling the truth<BR>I'm finished with lies...<BR>You'll never believe me now, you'll never believe me...now<P>I should have my head examined<BR>They'll see when they look inside<BR>I won't need to speak<P>I'll stop thinking what I shouldn't be thinking<BR>I'll make everyone believe me, starting now<P>I'm telling the truth, I'm finished with lies...<BR>You'll never believe me now, you'll never believe me...now<P>You'll think it's a lie<P>Couldn't we just put away<BR>The ancient history<BR>Throw up our hands at the unsolved mystery<P>I'm going to have my head examined<BR>I'll prove you were wrong about me<BR>Move the needle with my mind<BR>I'll turn everything around and confuse you<BR>I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true<BR>Everybody's going to love me, starting now<P>I'm telling the truth, I'm finished with lies...<BR>You'll never believe me now, you'll never believe me...now<BR>You'll think it's a lie...you'll think it's a lie...you'll think it's a lie<P>------------------<BR>"I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well."<BR>--<BR>Tool <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Elim Garak</b> <br /><small>Member # 14</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,22,13,38,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 22, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:38 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Well, at least it's my persona that gets associated with TMBG. <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>------------------<BR>Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue") <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jubilee</b> <br /><small>Member # 99</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,22,23,27,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 22, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:27 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *plays the MP3* cuel!<P>------------------<BR>"Elevator to hell, going up." - What Dreams May Come<BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Diane</b> <br /><small>Member # 53</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,23,2,57,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 23, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:57 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> The following describes the state of Dukat after Ziyal's death, especially in the episode "Waltz".<BR>(Originally named "Coalhouse's Soliloquy" from the Ragtime musical.)<P><u>Dukat's Soliloquy</u><P>Say goodbye to music.<BR>Say goodbye to light.<BR>Anything I care for,<BR>Take it from my sight.<BR>Let me see no future,<BR>Let me hear no sound.<BR>Only darkness and pain,<BR>The anger and pain,<BR>The blood and the pain.<BR>They buried my heart in the ground...<BR>In the ground...<BR>When they buried you in the ground.<P>I see your face...<BR>And we will ride<BR>On the wheels of a new dream,<BR>Ziyal,<BR>A new time, Ziyal,<BR>Now,<BR>I'll play them the music<BR>Of something beginning,<BR>An era EXPLODING,<BR>A century spinning--<BR>MY law and MY justice<BR>In rhythm and rhyme!<BR>Listen to that Ragtime!<P>------------------<BR>"I told you. You're dead. This is the afterlife. And I'm God."<BR>--Q to Picard, "Tapestry".<P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Diane</b> <br /><small>Member # 53</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,24,2,11,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 24, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:11 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Another one from Ragtime... <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/wink.gif"><P><u>Make Them Hear You</u>, by Michael Eddington.<P>Go out and tell our story.<BR>Let it echo far and wide.<BR>Make them hear you,<BR>Make them hear you.<P>How justice was our battle<BR>And how justice was denied.<BR>Make them hear you,<BR>Make them hear you.<P>And say to those who blame us<BR>For the way we chose to fight<BR>That sometimes there are battles <BR>That are more than black or white...<BR>And I could not put down my sword<BR>When justice was my right.<BR>Make them hear you.<BR>Go out and tell our story<BR>To your daughters and your sons.<BR>Make them hear you,<BR>Make them hear you.<P>And tell them, in our struggle,<BR>We were not the only ones.<BR>Make them hear you,<BR>Make them hear you.<BR>Your sword can be a sermon<BR>Or the power of the pen.<BR>Teach every child to raise his voice<BR>And then, my brothers, then<BR>Will justice be demanded<BR>By ten million righteous men.<BR>Make them hear you.<BR>When they hear you,<BR>I'll be near you<BR>Again.<P>If anyone wants to hear these songs, I'd be more than happy to provide the mp3s. <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>------------------<BR>"I told you. You're dead. This is the afterlife. And I'm God."<BR>--Q to Picard, "Tapestry".<P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jubilee</b> <br /><small>Member # 99</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,7,24,12,47,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">August 24, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:47 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *grin*....<P>"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it......"<P>Should I go out and find the Dr. Suess Star Trek one?<P>------------------<BR><I>�From Me all things proceed and unto Me they must return. Let<BR>My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold � all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Let there be beauty and strength, power<BR>and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. ... Know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without.</I><BR>For behold, I have been with you from the beginning, and I am that which is attained at the end of desire.� <P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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