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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
I was looking around my hard drive and found this. I can't claim authorship, but I don't know who created it.

N-joy.

  1. It is ill-mannered to ask any man his name:
    It may be that for one reason or another he cannot afford to bring notice to himself.

  2. A smart rider always puts his horse�s comfort ahead of his own:
    If the horse becomes disabled or lame, the rider may find himself stranded in the middle of nowhere.

  3. Stealing a man�s horse is a crime punishable by death:

    Leaving a man stranded on the plains, miles from food, water, or shelter, is as good as killing him.

  4. Cheating at cards is an unpardonable offense:

    The victim or one of his friends is entitled to retaliate with a six-shooter. In a more friendly game, the perpetrator may count himself fortunate to receive a thrashing, while the victims divide his winnings.

  5. Drawing a six-shooter on an unarmed man is exceedingly bad manners:

    Offenders may be gunned down on the spot.

  6. When encountering a stranger on the trail, approach him and speak a few words before moving off in another direction:

    This establishes your good intentions.

  7. When two men meet, speak, and pass on, neither man should look back over his shoulder:

    Such a look is an indication of distrust, a sign that the man doing the looking expects a shot in the back.

  8. When greeting a stranger on the trail, it is proper to nod and say "howdy"; it is improper to wave:

    A raised hand may cause a skittish horse to bolt.

  9. When a stranger dismounts to cool his horse, it is not polite to remain in the saddle while carrying on a conversation with him:

    The proper thing to do is to dismount and speak with him face-to-face so he can see what you are up to.

  10. To ride another�s horse without first asking permission is a grave insult:

    A horse is private property and borrowing one without the owner�s permission is equivalent to slapping the owner�s face.

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