http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/catsuck.htm
Not so implausible if you've had a cat make itself at home on your (formerly) sleeping face.)
http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/penguin.htm
(Cute!)
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/buttspdr.htm
(There's a redback on the toilet seat when I came in last night!
I didn't see him sitting there, but boy I felt his bite!)
--Baloo
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