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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I understand that working for oil companies is hard, thankless work that doesn't always pay very well.

So tell me: why is this guy smiling?

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[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited September 04, 1999).]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Maybe he doesn't actually work there, and he's driving through, laughing at the people who do... :-)

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Posted by Feste on :

There's a Monica Lewinsky joke here but I'm not going to touch it with a barge pole.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Perhaps some poor woman in front of him lost her underwear?

Man, those were creepy.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Look! CELERY!

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

I was going to be a little more blunt than Feste, but I think you get the idea!

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

What? No one sees the girl bending over in the passenger seat?

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I apologize for not providing commentary on this week's picture sooner. We had a mobility exercise this week and I spent 12 hours of every day (well, actually, night) weighing pallets of stuff and checking the paperwork thereon. Wakefulness was not the least of my problems.

With regard to the pic, I don't quite know what to say except this guy appears to be happier than is possible without qualifying for a stay of some length at the local laughing academy. I live in Oil Country, and I have never seen anyone quite that ecstatic about driving with the top down (phew!) through an oil field. I would look forward to that prospect with the same sort of enthusiasm I reserve for walking barefoot across a feed lot.

In conclusion, there is no rational explanation for this guy's gleeful demeanor. The only logical conclusion is this: He is not rational.

--Baloo

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Remember when your mother told you not to make weird faces because your face might stick that way? Well... :-)

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Possible explanations:

1/ He's just seen a piece of vegetable that looks a bit rude.

2/ Someone's just given him a pen that's also a clock.

3/ He's just been given an extremely expensive crystal duck.

4/ He's taking part in the new "Bodyform for men" advert, and he's just saw the roof off of his car.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*ROFL*