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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

No not the movie, but something else.......

What is a cat?
Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere. They drive you nuts and cost you an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They are tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a dog?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food being opened half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave toys everywhere.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

I guess this is why I love cats too much.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Strange, as I love dogs.

Er, not like that...

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Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

LOL...

(final post as member/first post as sr. member!)

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Oh no, I'm a saint Bernard.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx