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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> <br /><small>Member # 5</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,8,10,20,19,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:19 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> ...courtesy of my cousin Aprel. Apparently she's the Emily Post of the Ozarks... or at least she would be if that was where she lives (she's a Californite).<P>Hmmm... Item 3 appears to be more of a safety tip.<P>Whatever.<P><blockquote><UL><LI>Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.<P><LI>When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.<P><li>Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.<P><LI>When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.<P><LI>Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.<P><LI>Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.<P><LI>Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.<P><LI>If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.<P><LI>While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.<P><LI>Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours.<P>Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.<P><LI>Remember to leave a generous tip for good service. After all, their mobile home costs just as much as yours</UL></blockquote><P>------------------<BR>In the race against ignorance, ignorance has a head start.<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A> <P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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