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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Cousin stuff:

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*LOL*

Yeah, little kids know B.S. when they hear it...

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Suuuuure! I know I fingered Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy as frauds when I was only four. I didn't say anything, however, since I didn't want to dissillusion my parents. THEY believed!

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