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"I want to change the way the world effects me"
http://members.theglobe.com/ddunehew/default.html
Oh, and welcome to the Forums. Um...I'd give you a link to the official FAQ, but it doesn't appear to be up yet.
*CC whispers (loudly)* "That's because you said you were working on an updated version!"
Oh, right.
Anyway, again, hello!
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"Recombination, then Viacom; Safeway."
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Soul Coughing
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos and a d*mn lucky b*st*rd:-) )
Heretic!
--Baloo
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Life is unfair. Deal with it.
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[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited September 18, 1999).]
Welcome to the forums, gravie!
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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"Maybe they're trying to breed them..."
-guy in my math class, suggesting a reason for there being two overhead projectors in the classroom
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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"
Field Marshal Military Project
http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net
Hence, is there any advice that anyone can offer to a wannabe regular at this place? (c;
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~*~ Omyara ~*~
Just have fun. Don't take things too seriously, and post whenever you have something to say. As you become more comfortable, you'll start posting whenever you have nothing to say, like Elim Garak. Don't trust Frank, aka The Shadow - watch him like a hawk. Jubes is our resident SexGoddess, but don't hassle her, she's mine. NEVER call Charles 'Chuckie.' Don't tell TSN the Millenium is happpening in 3 months.
Eat curry. Drink Dr. Pepper. Listen to They Might Be Giants. 8)
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Frank's Home Page
"Yes, I routinely run any car with Canadian plates off the road. It makes it easier to yank them out, blind them, and put them to work in my underground salt mine." - Simon Sizer
1. Don't spam (i.e., don't say "Here's my website, go visit it"). If you do spam, you will be zapped by the giant floating head of Charles Capps. You can post a link to something if its related to the topic at hand.
2. Keep topics in the appropriate Forums. Don't post Star Trek stuff in the Star Wars Forum, don't post DS9 stuff in the Voyager Forum, etc.
3. If you're going to discuss something that hasn't been seen in most of the world, use the dollar sign ($) to denote spoilers. Failure to do so will result in being ruthlessly smited by the Spoiler God.
Am I missing anything?
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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
And Jubes is on sabatical at the mo', so I am (apparently) the board's resident sex-godess. Make of that what you will.
Oh, and remember that a lot of us aren't from the US. So there will be none of that flag-waving buffoonery around here thank you very much.
Wow, two people in as many days. If we carry on at this rate, we should have the population of a small town by the millenium, which (as we all know), is in three months.
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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat
*smite*
There. I have fulfilled my purpose in life.
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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
Wow, a second poster... Welcome, Omyara (Any significance to the name that we all should know?). Pull up a couch and make yourself at someone's else's home. Charles's.
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
Run away!!!
Just kidding, gravie, and welcome to the forums. You too, Omyara.
*Chuckles evily to himself, because Elim doesn't realize that Omega hates people saying that the Millenium starts January 1, 2000 easily as much as TSN does*
*Smites PsyLiam*
Does this get me any higher on that list of yours? : )
Oh, and a few more suggestions for our newcomers. To avoid being smited yourself, NEVER start a thread about the length of the Defiant. You probably don't want to start a religious debate, as the only way to get me to shut up would be for everyone else to stop posting to the thread. Finally, if you haven't already, watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". It's essential for understanding some of the jokes in this forum. (Not to mention the mentality of some of the people!)
First One:
Yours? I was under the impression that Jubes and Chu - I mean Charles were an "item". Explination, please?
*Thinks a moment*
No, wait. Don't tell me. Upon reflection, I don't want to know.
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"By all means, take the moral high ground -- all that heavenly backlighting makes you a much easier target."
- Solomon Short
Onwards, Forumites!
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The unexplained phenomenon that crippled the U.S.S. Unimpeachable --
Gaseous Anomaly...
What anomalises gaseously.
And I hate the fact that people think the third millennium starts next year, too. Drives me insane.
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
1999
2000
See how many numbers changed there? ALL OF THEM!
Now look:
2000
2001
See how many changed there? Do you? It was one. One pathetic little number. Who cares. next year we get to through out all those cheque books and forms where you have to fill in the date, but they're already printed 19__. What fun is there for 2001? Waiting for a big black obelisk to be dug up on the moon? Woopee.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
Until January 1, 2000 (and perhaps a little later) the easiest way to start a long, rambling, pointless thread (or derail one that isn't) is to opine that the millennium starts in 2000.
Or 2001.
Either way. These remarks attract dissenting opinions like a bare porch light attracts flying insects. Both are just as much fun.
--Baloo
P.S. I have it on good authority that the Millennium actually started a coupla years ago. Deal with it!
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"Yes, I routinely run any car with Canadian plates off the road. It makes it easier to yank them out, blind them, and put them to work in my underground salt mine." - Simon Sizer
--Baloo
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"*pst*, what about in ANH, where Ben turned off the tractor beam?"
Quiet you!
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
- H. L. Mencken
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Look, everyone KNOWS that there wasn't a year 0, and that it shouldn't start until 2001. We don't care. We like living in ignorance. And if we're a tthe pub and someone says that we shouldn't celebrate the millenium unti next year, then we spend a full 45 minutes pointing and laughing at them for being a pedantic arse.
Still, that Jesus eh? Cor, what was that all about?
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"Maybe they're trying to breed them..."
-guy in my math class, suggesting a reason for there being two overhead projectors in the classroom
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
And the explanation goes like this:
IRL, Charles and I are an item. On this board, however, I am reigning SexGoddess and that means I can have as many men as I want. .... but I'm Lee's, 'cause he's the SexGod. (or at least he was a few months back). So there you go.
On a side note, I am NOT a whore. I didn't think I needed to point this out, however certain evidence has lead me to believe that I should. I just believe in free sex for everyone. Lots of it.
Was that confusing enough?
And the Defiant is 170m long.
And the millenium started 1999 years ago. : P
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"Sully, for Shame! And don't be foolish! What are we trying to practice every day? If our friendship depends on things like space and time, then when we finally overcome space and time, we've destroyed our own brotherhood! But overcome space, and all we have left is Here. Overcome time, and all we have left is Now. And in the middle of Here and Now, don't you think that we might see eachother once or twice?"
- Jonathan Livingston Seagull
And I'm gonna party all through the year 200. Subject to rent, bills, porn, and so on.
Name's been changed BTW. HAPPY NOW?
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"Sully, for Shame! And don't be foolish! What are we trying to practice every day? If our friendship depends on things like space and time, then when we finally overcome space and time, we've destroyed our own brotherhood! But overcome space, and all we have left is Here. Overcome time, and all we have left is Now. And in the middle of Here and Now, don't you think that we might see eachother once or twice?"
- Jonathan Livingston Seagull
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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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-You're crazy!!!
-Funny, I thought I was pisces!
gravie gets a little more attention because of being Baloo's cousin. We'll treat him with the same casual disregarde as everyone else as soon as the new wears off.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
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--Baloo
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