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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

<thoughts type="random">
Macs are weird.
I need my right mouse button.
Why does it take two seconds for things I type to appear on screen?
Why are parents so bitchy?
Why is this chair so damn uncomfortable?
I know I can personify *o_O* at times, but how do I personify *@_@*?
Why do I blink so much?
Where is Steph?
Why didn't I have the common sense to keep my compy running as a web server so I could access my bookmark file while here in this weird environment?
Why can't I speel?
Was that really on purpose, or was it unintentional?
Now really?
Should I keep going?
Maybe not.
Maybe.
Oh well.
Class starts soon.
Well, not too soon.
Eventually.
Tired of reading yet?
Good.
Ha.
I'm surprised you've read this far.
No, really, I am.
See, people don't usually listen to me ramble.
Not that they get the chance.
I know you're reading this, an'on.
Yeah, you. Post, darnit!
Stop lurking! :-)
What are you looking at?
No, really, what are you looking at?
Now should I stop?
No?
Good.
Like you could stop me.
Yes, crash the computer after the fact.
I dare you.
I think I'm bored.
I can feel my mind going...
I think I'll go try and figure out what's wrong with the world now.
That is all.
</thoughts>

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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

*argrees with The First One*

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"You don't need a gun."
"That depends on your definition of 'save sex'."

from: 'Goldeneye'

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Get some sleep, kid.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

And how much of this is due to thought number 8?

Still, Lee couldn't have said it better.

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."

-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

I wonder how fast one would actually say all that...

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Except that, as a male, every fifth line or so SHOULD be "Gee, I'd like to be having sex" or some variation, rather than just line 8.

Better look into that, it could be an indication of something more serious.

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Wow. He hasn't said THAT much at once in almost a year.

J/K

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"Sully, for Shame! And don't be foolish! What are we trying to practice every day? If our friendship depends on things like space and time, then when we finally overcome space and time, we've destroyed our own brotherhood! But overcome space, and all we have left is Here. Overcome time, and all we have left is Now. And in the middle of Here and Now, don't you think that we might see eachother once or twice?"
- Jonathan Livingston Seagull

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

It took me about ten minutes to edit that to its present state... On this computer, it'd only taken me a few seconds. Ugh, I hated that system...

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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

You edited your random thoughts?

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"And much of Madness, and more of Sin, and Horror the soul of the plot."
--
The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Well, that action pretty much sums up one Charles Charlie Capps esq. doesn't it?

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."

-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Hmm. Methinks CC needs to get laid.

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"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"

Field Marshal Military Project
http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Okay, you need to sleep for sure. With those random thoughts, you can keep a shrink busy for years!!! Okay, I may be exaggerating a bit. But is that all you randomly think about?

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"All you people, can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality
Everytime we're down
You can make it right
And that makes you larger than life"

-Backstreet Boys

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Can't we have one discussion without sex being recommended?

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"And much of Madness, and more of Sin, and Horror the soul of the plot."
--
The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Not unless we expect Daryus to post.

Sol: Yes, so? I censor myself quite often, actually...

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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Really? Romulan style? 8)

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"The next time the workplace seems especially hectic, remind yourself it could be worse: you could have two-dozen sharp-toothed creatures chewing on your nipples." - James Lileks

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

I shall assume that CC's comment to Sol was in reply to his first post and not the latter.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Don't worry guys....... I'm going to take GOOD care of him.

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Yes, well. Thanks for that lee =).

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"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"

Field Marshal Military Project
http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net

Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :

*grin*

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Woooohooooo!!!!!! she posted!!!

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

An'on?

Hello, an'on!

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :

Heheh...

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...Approaching the big 250...

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

And her sisters are Alass and Alack??

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

This is why I keep a bottle'o scoth on me at all times.

Just in case.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Just for my own self-promotion... my thoughts for the next 30 seconds.

Julia.
Loud cricket.
Loud television downstairs.
Well, that's two things I've started with "loud."
People will think I'm bitching about loudness.
So?
You're right. Who cares?
Not me.
Me neither.
Us, neither.
Shut up, you. You're not supposed to be out now.
**Discontinuity**
Rrr.
Julia.
More Julia.
Julia and me watching movies.
Julia and me IGNORING movies.
Where is my old wind-up lullaby rabbit, I wonder?
I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Tired.
Wish Julia was here.
Cricket still loud.
Time's up.

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Jubee's random thoughts:

They're going to think i'm copying
oh well, i don't really care, do i?
actually.... i think I do.
well it doesn't matter if they like me anyway.
damn, this position is uncomfortable.
I don't know how my roomate can type like this.
I wish charles wasn't busy.
I wish charles was HERE.
I wish charles's parents would say YES already.
I'm going to go insane waiting.
that's it, i'm going insane.
I can't take it anymore
the anxiety is killing me.
commercials are evil.
now i'm being sent a URL.
Well, whoever sent it can wait.
Come to think of it, i'm not even sure where my mouse went.
*censored*
I hate money. They should burn it all and return to the old days of bartering.
my random thoughts seem to be longer than a man's.
I wonder why that is, anyway?
maybe i'm just more wordy.
I should probably answer that URL now.
My head hurts.
Yup. I'm going to post this now.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

This trend is not positive.

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"And much of Madness, and more of Sin, and Horror the soul of the plot."
--
The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe

Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :

Alas!.... Alack!..... They aren't my sisters; however, they are interesting individuals. As for my sister....she's around here....*looks for evidence of Jubilee*. *huge smile*

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

an'on! *pounce*

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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld

Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :

ACK!

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

It's not a trend I'll be following. You don't want to know what goes on in my head.

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"Have you seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears quite black."

- Dr. Hannibal Lecktor (Brian Cox), Manhunter (Michael Mann, 1986)

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Welcome to the Forums, an'on.
Would I be correct in saying you're experienced? On forum boards, I mean. Ahem.

First One: Lector. Lector. Lector.

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The unexplained phenomenon that crippled the U.S.S. Unimpeachable --
Gaseous Anomaly...
What anomalises gaseously.

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Darn, That Charles does a lot of pounceing for someone who never leaves his computer.
I wonder if Jube's sister likes old guys.
(gap of no thought)
(Stay awake @$$hole, you're at work!!)
Must win Lottery!!
Tonya!!
Beer!!

Like a chump, like a chump, like a chump.
You say yes, I say no, you say why, and I say I don't now. Oh no!!!
Must win Lottery
(gap of no thought)
Sleep!! NO!!
Jeep
Sandie
I'd do it all for the Nookie, the nookie.
Another thread?

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited September 28, 1999).]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Everyone knows everyone around here.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

GA: it's Letch or lech.(I looked it up

)

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

*Scratches dogs ear*. Did I mention I got a puppy two weeks ago? Cute-est damn thing. Rhodesian ridgeback - they're lion hunting dogs originally bred in Africa.

*Goes back to petting dog*.
*Wonders if sister will turn down the radio*.
*Hopes he can afford his buy his own landrover soon*.

Deep huh?

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"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"

Field Marshal Military Project
http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

In the book it's Lecter. In Manhunter they spelled it Lecktor for some reason. That and putting another 'l' in Dolarhyde. . .

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"Have you seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears quite black."

- Dr. Hannibal Lecktor (Brian Cox), Manhunter (Michael Mann, 1986)

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Retch?

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The unexplained phenomenon that crippled the U.S.S. Unimpeachable --
Gaseous Anomaly...
What anomalises gaseously.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*wonders what the feck they're talking about*

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

What, you would prefer we all pretend to write down our random thoughts? It's an utterly absurd conceit. I mean, come off it! What you're really thinking goes like this:

Random thoughts.
Must think random thoughts.
Um.
Er.
Look out the window, that'll give you an idea.
It's raining.
Ooh, that's a good one.
Better write that one down.
Type it, rather.
"It's raining."
Now what?

. . . and all that will appear is: "it's raining." See? It's a complete waste of everyone's time.

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Baloo succumbs to the fad and posts his random thoughts:

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
--George Carlin
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

I may have misunderstood GA

Only Bears daydream in color.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

hehheheHEhEHhEHehheheee..... the colors....the colors.......

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Colourful language is a bear necessity.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Oh, I get it. Baloo. "Bare Necessities". Funny.

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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
- H. L. Mencken

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Yes, corny and utterly lame humour with Elim, Thursdays at 3:30 EST on CardieTV. Check local listings for syndication.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

The random thoughts of Montgomery:

Itch
Scratch itch
Blood
Oh darn
Distract oneself
Computers
(sex)
Keep crashing, is bad.
Does printer in here work?
Can't be arsed finding out
Want to make big UFP logo to stick on wall
Need disc
Where disc
(sex)
Disc in room
Ugh, lost interest
Back pain
Ow
Music stuck in head
(sex)
Can't name the tune
So can never buy it and exorcise tune from skull
FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!!
Dizzy
Chill out time
Starships forum beckons
Heh-heh patience, patience
Homer Simpson - The Ultimate everyman
Ow
(sex)
Time?
Later than I thought, but what the hell.
(sex)
Sound
Bugles and horses
...........
EEEEEK!!!

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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I'll save everyone a lot of trouble, and just use an equation.

Thoughts per minute = "sex" x 60

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."

-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Well duh!

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-You're crazy!!!
-Funny, I thought I was pisces!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

BTW, saw part deux of "smack the pony" an hour ago.
You brit's are very funny. M'yes indeed.

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-You're crazy!!!
-Funny, I thought I was pisces!

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

o_O

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Didn't you know? Humor (as we know it today) was invented in the British Isles in 1325. Prior to then, humor consisted of doing grievous bodily harm to someone else and laughing uproariously.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
--George Carlin
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Uh... A lot of people still think that's what humor is.

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

Posted by HMS White Star (Member # 174) on :

Once aupon a time there were Three Stooges...

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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos and a d*mn lucky b*st*rd:-) )