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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>gravie</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,8,25,12,19,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 25, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:19 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Facts of Marriage<BR> ===================<BR> The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said,<BR> "Dust!"<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and<BR> rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state<BR> troopers and a dog.<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> Why do men die before their wives? They want to.<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said<BR> "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I<BR> wish I had your willpower."<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mother-in-laws.<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man<BR> doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every<BR> country, son.<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he<BR> received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have<BR> mine."<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it<BR> once.<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"<BR> Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> How do most men define marriage?<BR> An expensive way to get laundry done for free.<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking<BR> they had no faults at all.<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word<BR> you say, talk in your sleep.<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until<BR> I got married; and then it was too late."<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get<BR> married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her."<BR> - - - - - - - - - -<BR> Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a<BR> bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.<BR> <BR> I guess you can these are from a mans point of view....<P> <P>------------------<BR>"I want to change the way the world effects me"<BR>http://members.theglobe.com/ddunehew/default.html <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The First One</b> <br /><small>Member # 35</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,8,25,19,59,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 25, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">07:59 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I'm curious. Now Baloo's cousin isn't sending him things, but is instead posting them straight here, what is Baloo going to talk about? 8(<P>------------------<BR>"Have you seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears quite black."<P>- Dr. Hannibal Lecktor (Brian Cox), <I>Manhunter</I> (Michael Mann, 1986) <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Elim Garak</b> <br /><small>Member # 14</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,8,25,20,33,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 25, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:33 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Baloo has other cousins...<P>------------------<BR>Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue") <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Saltah'na</b> <br /><small>Member # 33</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,8,25,21,28,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 25, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">09:28 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Just literally ROARING with laughter.<P>But I'm in denial right now, saying "It ain't gonna happen to me......"<P>Wait until 10 years from now...... <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>------------------<BR>I can resist anything.......<BR>Except Temptation<BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Elim Garak</b> <br /><small>Member # 14</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,8,25,21,30,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 25, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">09:30 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> "Where do you see yourself in ten years, Tahna Los?"<P>"Still dealing in dangerous devices with renegade Klingons... Never married. Never in a decade."<P>------------------<BR>Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue") <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Curry Monster</b> <br /><small>Member # 12</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,8,26,0,27,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 26, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:27 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I'm not sure whether to laugh or get a gun... <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>------------------<BR>"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"<P>Field Marshal Military Project<BR> <A HREF="http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net" TARGET=_blank>http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net</A> <P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> <br /><small>Member # 5</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,8,26,3,51,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 26, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:51 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Why are you complaining? You used to get this stuff retail and now you get it wholesale!<P>Seriously, I'm hip deep in "bad juju at home" and don't mind gravie taking the pressure to post the things he sent off my back.<P>Don't worry. I seem to recall I had no trouble finding things to post about before I started getting humor from my cousins.<P>--Baloo<P>------------------<BR>Archives are a thing of the past.<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A> <P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jubilee</b> <br /><small>Member # 99</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,8,26,13,20,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 26, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:20 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *gets a gun* <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/wink.gif"><P>------------------<BR>"Sully, for Shame! And don't be foolish! What are we trying to practice every day? If our friendship depends on things like space and time, then when we finally overcome space and time, we've destroyed our own brotherhood! But overcome space, and all we have left is Here. Overcome time, and all we have left is Now. And in the middle of Here and Now, don't you think that we might see eachother once or twice?"<BR>- Jonathan Livingston Seagull <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Kosh</b> <br /><small>Member # 167</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,8,26,21,14,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 26, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">09:14 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> ROFLHVAO!<P>------------------<BR><B>Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx</B><P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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