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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> <br /><small>Member # 5</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,5,22,9,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 05, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">10:09 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <Blockquote><Center>Letters to a Landlord</Center><P><OL><LI>The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.<P><LI>I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.<P><LI>This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.<P><LI>The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?<P><LI>I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.<P><LI>I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.<P><LI>Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.<P><LI>The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.<P><LI>Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.<P><LI>Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.<P><LI>Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.<P><LI>Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old page pensioner and need it straight away.<P><LI>Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.<P><LI>I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.<P><LI>When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.</OL></Blockquote><P>------------------<BR>The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.<BR>--George Carlin<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A> <P><p>[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited October 05, 1999).] <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>gravie</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,5,23,58,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 05, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:58 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> ok Baloo is off my list.......beat me to the punch will ya.......<P>------------------<BR>"I want to change the way the world effects me"<BR>http://members.theglobe.com/ddunehew/default.html <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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