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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> <br /><small>Member # 5</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,7,22,55,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 07, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">10:55 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Gravie sent me these. Some are actually good advice.<P><blockquote><center>Woman's Instruction Book</center><P><OL><LI>Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.<P><LI>Remember that you are known by the idiot you accompany.<P><LI>Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.<P><LI>What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You lock the door behind him.<P><LI>So many men-so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.<P><LI>If they can put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there.<P><LI>Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.<P><LI>Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.<P><LI>The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.<P><LI>Never sleep with a man who has named his penis.<P><LI>You might as well go for younger men. They never mature, anyway.<P><LI>A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.<P><LI>Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.<P><LI>Definition of a bachelor: a man who missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.<P><LI>Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself type.<P><LI>The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they're too old for it.<P><LI>Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.<P><LI>If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.<P><LI>The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years, proving that even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.<P><LI>If he asks what sort of books you like, tell him chequebooks.<P><LI>A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh, all right, I'll stay the night,"<P><LI>Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even bother to have lunch with.<P><LI>Remember, a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.<P><LI>If he asks you if you're faking it, tell him no, you're just practising.<P><LI>Sadly, all men are created equal.<P><LI>When he asks you if he's your first, tell him, "You may be. You look familiar."</OL></blockquote><P>Gravie assures me the male equivalent to the above list should show up tomorrow.<P>--Baloo<P>------------------<BR>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.<BR>--Unknown<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A> <P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Curry Monster</b> <br /><small>Member # 12</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,8,5,8,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 08, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">05:08 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I look forward to it =)<P>------------------<BR>"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"<P>Field Marshal Military Project<BR> <A HREF="http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net" TARGET=_blank>http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net</A> <P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jubilee</b> <br /><small>Member # 99</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,8,13,38,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 08, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:38 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *shakes her head*<P>------------------<BR><I>"...when all that is driving my heart forward<BR>is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,<BR>and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile<BR>that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"</I><P><B>43 days till the dreams become reality...</B><P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Curry Monster</b> <br /><small>Member # 12</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,9,8,48,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 09, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:48 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Indulge us <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif">.<P>------------------<BR>"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"<P>Field Marshal Military Project<BR> <A HREF="http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net" TARGET=_blank>http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net</A> <P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> <br /><small>Member # 5</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,9,11,14,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 09, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:14 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Gravie must have real-life obligations to deal with. Here, instead, are some "Wife jokes" he sent a while ago. I converted some of them (when possible) into "Woman jokes). Not as good as what was promised, but sometimes life is like that.<P>All dissatisfied customers will receive a cash refund.<P><center>[NO REFUNDS WILL BE GIVEN WITHOUT A VALID RECEIPT.]</center><P><blockquote><UL><LI>All women are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.<P><LI>Be careful when looking for "Miss Right". Be sure her first name isn't "Always".<P><LI>I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.<P><LI>Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called <I>"Wedding Cake"</I>.<P><LI>Marriage is a 3 ring circus:<BR><OL><LI>Engagement Ring<BR><LI>Wedding Ring<BR><LI>Suffe<B>Ring</B>.</OL><P><LI>Our last fight was my fault: She asked "What's on the TV?"<P>My answer? "Dust!"<P><LI>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.<BR><OL>Then God created Man and rested.<BR>Then God created Woman.<BR>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.</OL><P><LI>Do you know the punishment for bigamy?<P>Two Mothers-in-law.<P><LI>Young Son: "Dad, is it true that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"<P>Dad: "That happens in every country, son".<P><LI>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.<P><LI>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.</UL></Blockquote><P>------------------<BR>My mind wanders, but don't worry. It's weak and can't get very far.<BR>--Steve Allen<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A> <P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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