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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
Ten years ago tomorrow was the Loma Prieta quake...
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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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The Unknown Vulcan
http://www.phix-it.com/~perseus/
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What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
~C. Mongomery Burns
"Joshua Tree"? Yeah, sure. Whatever. You California people think we'll fall for anything. Next you'll tell us your capital is some equally silly-named place like Upper Mongobula or Sacramento.
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"Quadrilateral I was, now I warp like a smile."
--
Soul Coughing
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The watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life?
~C. Mongomery Burns
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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
34 days till the dreams become reality...
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"Well, I guess we're an Ovaltine family."
"MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!"
-American Radio Ads... *gag*... one more reason I'm glad to be above the 49th.
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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin
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My mind wanders, but don't worry. It's weak and can't get very far.
--Steve Allen
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
Spent the night there. Won't make that mistake again.
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The Unknown Vulcan
http://www.phix-it.com/~perseus/
Grrrrr.........
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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"So, no room for Bender, huh? Well I'll build my own lunar lander, with blackjack, and hookers.
In fact, who needs a lander, or blackjack?
Ah, screw the whole lot o' ya!"
-- Bender, Futurama.
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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
32 days till the dreams become reality...