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Posted by gravie on :

Won Liners
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- Dyslexics have more fnu

- Clones are people, two

- Entropy isn't what it used to be

- Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

- Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses

- Eschew obfuscation

- Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs

- 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

- A mouse is just an elephant built by the Japanese

- A waist is a terrible thing to mind

- Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor

- Anything free is worth what you pay for it

- Atheism is a non-prophet organization

- Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

- COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

- Editing is a rewording activity

- Everyone is entitled to my opinion

- Gene Police: YOU.. Out of the pool!

- Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy

- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

- My reality check just bounced

- Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

- What if there were no hypothetical questions?

- Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

- No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway

- Boycott shampoo... Demand REAL poo!

- IRS - Be audit you can be!

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

That one about (c)rap "music" is so true... :-)

Oh, and everyone is enititled to my opinion. *L*

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"I think you people have proven something to the world: that a half a million kids can get together and have three days of fun and music� and have nothing but fun and music."
-Max Yasgur; Woodstock, NY; August, 1969

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Black holes suck!

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'In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to Liberty; he is always in allegiance to the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection of his own." ---- Thomas Jefferson

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

I just love the energizer bunny one.

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

I'd like to have some fnu!

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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

More of the same. Someone pointed these out to me a while back and they were still in my bookmarks. Some repeat, but oh well. :-)

http://geddis.tesserae.com/funny/quotes/oneLiners
http://geddis.tesserae.com/funny/quotes/oneLiners-2
http://geddis.tesserae.com/funny/quotes/oneLiners-3
http://geddis.tesserae.com/funny/quotes/oneLiners-4