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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

HAHAHAHA! That's funny.

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"I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see, what its done to me...
To lose the love I knew, could safely lead me to
The land that I one knew...
To learn as we grow old, the secrets of our souls."
Question, The Moody Blues

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

sorry, I've heard that one before

Posted by JEM on :

It's just the way he tells 'em-cracks me up!

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

That's almost as funny as it is when I do this:

* *

see?

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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

You could've at least put some text in.

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Yeah, but have you heard the one about

Haven't? Here, I'll tell you.

Funny, eh?

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- Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1791

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Not nearly as funny as when I do this:

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

31 days till the dreams become reality...

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

I think you should all shut up and go f

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Things are getting weirder all the time. Must be Holloween!

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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

...f-reshen up with this complementary towelette...

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"The story..." Londo says, "is not over yet. The story is never over."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

And you could've made the text legible, Synax!

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

zxt.

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'In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to Liberty; he is always in allegiance to the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection of his own." ---- Thomas Jefferson

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Senax, not Synax. : )

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

and then I said, "Well, if it's going to be like that, I'd just as soon take the watermelon and go!"

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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*walks in*

*looks around and smiles*

*scribbles something down on a notepad*

*walks out*

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-Max Yasgur; Woodstock, NY; August, 1969

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

It appears TSN has succeeded at his game.

My apologies to Senax.

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

???

!!!

...

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

JumbaLAYA!

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"The story..." Londo says, "is not over yet. The story is never over."

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Don't you people have something constructive to do, like playing in traffic?

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"Quadrilateral I was, now I warp like a smile."
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Soul Coughing

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

What the? OK here's one: LLAMA

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"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

schaapkameel.

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Oh, and in case no one has noticed, blank post irritate Sol System. @)

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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

FreunLAYVEN!

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

29 days till the dreams become reality...

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Llama? What does a llama have to do with nonsensical nonsense?

Sol: Not until Wednesday.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

My sentiments exactly, Jubes.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I've created a monster...

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

This place frightens me sometimes...I mean don't we have anything else to do other than post things in silly threads? I on the other hand....D'OH!!

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Welcome, come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead....
~C. Mongomery Burns

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Oh, don't worry too much about it. Lots of things bother me, I'm afraid.

"This guy, all you get is this here recording, but I don't see how he makes money. You see what I'm saying? They've got the craziest things in that paper. They've got the craziest things. But this one here, 'There Must Be Giants' it's called."

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"Quadrilateral I was, now I warp like a smile."
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Soul Coughing

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Shall I assume that's a good example of something that bothers you?

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

I'm away for a couple of days and This! What is all this supposed to be in aid of..aaagh f**k it!

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

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Do business with us, or we'll ruin you.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

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Do business with us, or we'll ruin you.