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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

My gf sent this to me. Those who work should cut-n-paste this, print it out, and post it in your office. Almost every single person who I sent this to have done this. Make sure you read the top first before going to the bottom.

MEMO: VICE PRESIDENT

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

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Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited October 28, 1999).]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*THWACK* Tahna, Lee already posted that once.

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

23 days till the dreams become reality...

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Tahna Lee?

*postulates an alternate reality where everyone has been merged into bizarre configurations*

*remembers that this bit has already been done*

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"Like I told you, you are concentric in your form. When it's cold you've got yourself to keep you warm."
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John Linnell

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Shadow+Sol System: They Might Be Giants are 120m!!

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

They Might Be Medium-sized?

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Yes, the transporter accidents resulting in mergers of forumites... such as Lee and Frank in one.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

He did? How come I never saw that?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation