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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> <br /><small>Member # 5</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,30,13,54,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:54 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> My sister sent me these. She almost <I>never</I> sends jokes. Must be the holiday spirit.<P><blockquote><HR width=50%><P><DL><DT>What do Skeletons say before eating?<BR><DD>Bone Appetite.<P><DT>What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?<BR><DD>Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.<P><DT>Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?<BR><DD>He was caught drinking on the job.<P><DT>Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?<BR><DD>Women can see right through them.<P><DT>Why are Vampires Democrats?<BR><DD>They want Gore in 2000.<P><DT>What kind of clothes do Zombies wear?<BR><DD>Decay NY.<BR>(I don't get that one. Will somebody help me shift my paradigm here?)<P><DT>Why aren't there any famous skeletons?<BR><DD>They're a bunch of no bodies.<P><DT>What kind of music do Mummies listen to?<BR><DD>Wrap.<P><DT>What do you call a guy turned on by a witch?<BR><DD>Scared stiff.</DL></blockquote><P><Center><IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Grin.gif"></center><P>------------------<BR>If this is the future, then where are all the flying cars?<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A><P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Coddman</b> <br /><small>Member # 10</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,30,14,26,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:26 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *LMAO*<P>------------------<BR>If my mind wasn't a total blank all the time, I'd have something creative written here. But it is. So sue me.<BR>[ <A HREF="http://www.linneberg.com" TARGET=_blank>www.linneberg.com</A> ] <B>|</B> [ <A HREF="mailto:webmaster@linneberg.com">webmaster@linneberg.com</A> ]<P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The First One</b> <br /><small>Member # 35</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,30,19,25,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">07:25 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Decay NY = DKNY. Donna Karan New York. . ? <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,9,31,1,15,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">October 31, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:15 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Ow. Those jokes hurt my brain...<P>------------------<BR>"I think you people have proven something to the world: that a half a million kids can get together and have three days of fun and music� and have nothing <I>but</I> fun and music."<BR>-Max Yasgur; Woodstock, NY; August, 1969 <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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