Jedi Mind Trick
This little Jedi mind trick is kinda freaky, till you think about it a little while. Then it's even more weird. Just follow the instructions below:
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> >> >> Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out.There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
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> >> >> You're thinking of a carrot right?
> >> >> If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are warped enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise. Freaky, huh?
That's for predicting that I'm predictable!
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"Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!"
- The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
*makes it his mission in life to eradicate the Jedi Mind Trick*
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Do business with us, or we'll ruin you.
I chose 9 and potato respectively.
So I guess i am resistant to suggestion.
This should come in handy when the body snatchers return.
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"NO! NO! Kill you all!
Die! MAKE YOU SUFFER!!!"
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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
19 days till the dreams become reality...
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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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"Okay, what's an MSD?" - Rick Sternbach
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Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons; for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Vegetable: (Orange! No, wait!) Tomato!
Apparently Monty and I think the same way numerically. I suppose I'm the only one to pick a fruit for a vegetable. On my second try a fraction of a second later, I managed to pick a vegetable that's technically a berry.
Go fig. Of course the rest of you probably already have me pegged as thinking so non-linearly, it would graph as a corkscrew.
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If this is the future, then where are all the flying cars?
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Why a carrot? I have no clue, but I was introduced to a similar test before and everyone but me said carrot. I originally said lettuce, too. Why lettuce? Don't ask me!
Anyone care to tell Jubes that 3 is not in between 12 and 5, or shall I?
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited November 01, 1999).]
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Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons; for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
19 days till the dreams become reality...
As for my results, I did it outloud, like it says. For a number I got 5. For a vegetable...well, it said the first thing that came to mind.
I said people.
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"Stirs a large iron pot. Casting a spell on Vermont."
--
John Linnell
6 not 7 sorry
I then got zucchini!
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"Remove your hand or I will remove your arm!" - 7 of 9
Of course, on the vegetable one, my thoughts were actually "Apple! No, wait, that's not a ****ing vegetable! Pota� Wait, is that considered a vegetable? Ah, screw it... Carrot." Seriously.
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"Agh! Save me from the wee turtles!"
-Groundskeeper Willy, The Simpsons
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If my mind wasn't a total blank all the time, I'd have something creative written here. But it is. So sue me.
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"Agh! Save me from the wee turtles!"
-Groundskeeper Willy, The Simpsons
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"Okay, what's an MSD?" - Rick Sternbach
I don't believe I fell for this one.
My little sisters tried this one out on me on the way home from picking me up in college two Fridays ago -- I was after spending hours in a stuffy car, just recovering from a hangover and I had got eff-all sleep the night before, and I still didn't fall for it!
Damn you Lee - I'm going to do some study now I'm so annoyed.
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"Fire, Fire!" said Mrs O'Dwyer.
"Where, where?" said Mrs O'Hare.
"Down in the town." said Mrs Brown.
"Lord bless us and save us"
said old Mrs Davis.
"I never knew a herring was a fish."
1. First of all, pick the total number of people you have slept with. (Naturally this assumes that you can remember!)
2. Multiply this number by 2...
3. Add 5...
4. Multiply it by 50...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year...add 1749, if you haven't had your birthday this year...add 1748.
6.now subtract the four digit year that you were born..
If you have slept with less than 10 people see a)
If you have slept with more than 10 people see b)
a) you should have a three digit number...
the first digit...should be the number of your encounters....
the second two digits should be your age!!!
b) you should have a four digit number...
the first two digits...should be the number of your encounters....
the second two digits should be your age!!!
1999....is the only year that this will work...so pass the fun around and foward this to all your friends while the year is still here!!!
Clever eh? No I didn't think so either!
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If my mind wasn't a total blank all the time, I'd have something creative written here. But it is. So sue me.
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It's best if you write it down each time you do a step, then come back to the next step.
1.) Pick a country that starts with D.
2.) Pick an animal that starts with the second letter in that country's name.
3.) What color is that animal?
4.) Pick another animal that starts with the LAST letter in the country's name.
5.) Pick a fruit that starts with the last letter in that animal's name.
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90% of people will get:
1.) Denmark
2.) Elephant
3.) Gray
4.) Kangaroo
5.) Orange
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'In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to Liberty; he is always in allegiance to the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection of his own." ---- Thomas Jefferson
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Frank's Home Page
"Okay, what's an MSD?" - Rick Sternbach
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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
1. Dominican Republic
2. Orca
3. Black 'n' white
4. Cow
5. Err... Is this possible?
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
16 days till the dreams become reality...
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Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons; for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Actually, Even if I had thougt of Denmark, I would have thought of a kangaroo rat before a kangaroo... :-)
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"Agh! Save me from the wee turtles!"
-Groundskeeper Willy, The Simpsons
Hooray! Hooray! the first of May-Outdoor sex begins today!
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"If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you."
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Michael
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")