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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Courtesy of Gravy:

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
"Let's do it in the Dinning room"

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Bwahahahahaha...
That's pretty damn hilarious, Baloo.
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" Teehee.
Of course, I'm not assuming any sexual connotations to these, I'm not a sick-minded individual at all.

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

God, it's like Christmas in the UK. Only without the funny hats.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I like! But when do you say "lay back & take it easy" in thanksgiving?

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

That's what the husband should say to the wife, after the dinner is over. "Sit back and relax, i'll clean up" *grin*

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

*ROTFLMFAO!!!!*

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Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
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