Before we begin, I will tell you the difference between a fairy tale and a war story:A fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."A war story starts out "No shit! This really happened!"
The following story is true, but you have to follow the link to read it:
Jockey Shorted
--Baloo
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Oreos: <I>Ori-oz</I> (aleph-vav-resh-yud-ayin-zayin), translates as "my light is the source of strength."
--Lori's Mishmash Jewish Humor http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/6174/h--jewis.html
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