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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The First One</b> <br /><small>Member # 35</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,10,11,5,2,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">November 11, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">05:02 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> ISDN - It Still Does Nothing<BR>APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity<BR>SCSI - System Can't See It<BR>DOS - Defective Operating System<BR>BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control<BR>IBM - I Blame Microsoft<BR>DEC - Do Expect Cuts<BR>CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly<BR>OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.<BR>WWW - World Wide Wait<BR>MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs<BR>PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math<BR>COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language<BR>AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction<BR>LISP - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parentheses<BR>MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed<BR>WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System<BR>MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers<BR>UNIX - Universal Non-Intelligent Exhauster <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Kosh</b> <br /><small>Member # 167</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,10,12,14,9,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">November 12, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:09 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I've wondered about some of those!<P>------------------<BR><B>Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!<BR> Gandalf </B><P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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