Signs recently spotted Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
---Women's restroom, Schooners, Lancaster, CaliforniaNo matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North CarolinaA Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, San Diego, CaliforniaYou're too good for him.
--Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, SkyBar, Los Angeles, CA
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Remember: pillage before you burn!
-- G. Khan
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*Here I sit and hesitate, shall I shit or masturbate
(sorry)
*like Adolf Hitler I sit here,
the brown masses under me (best thing is, it rhymes in German)
*Feudalism: it's your count that votes.
*anyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.
and some communist propaganda and a tip where to get good hash. Oh well, enjoy.
No wonder you always go home alone.
--Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CAThe best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
--Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, ILBeauty is only a light switch away.
--Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
-- Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
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Remember: pillage before you burn!
-- G. Khan
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/