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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I found a link to this site at the Straight Dope Forums:

Dumb Crookstm
True Stories of Mentally Challenged Criminals

I've already read some of the articles. This site is chock full of entertainment value.

--Baloo

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Don't forget www.dumbcriminalacts.com !!!!

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Hmmm... That's good too!

Example:

"It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane."
-- Alaska law

But what if he's wearing a parachute?

Post-edit P.S.: "Fairbanks -- It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose." Yep, them Mooses are mean drunks!

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

They needed a law to keep people from doing this?!?

Florida -- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Sounds to me like the crime is the punishment.

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