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LAWRENCE, Kan. (AP) A 270-pound University of Kansas football player became stuck in a Taco Bell drive-thru window when he tried to charge employees who left a chalupa from his order, authorities said.
More: http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap19991119_450.html
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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.
My roommate will definitely appreciate this, because he worked at TB for two years in the late shift... He's told me tons of stories, for instance:
Roommate: Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?
Customer: Uh, yeah, can I get some french fries?
R: Sorry we don't have french fries.
C: I'll get 3 tacos then.
R processed the order and when he hands it to the custormer..
C: Can I get some mayonaisse?
R: Sorry, we don't have mayonaisse.
C: You mean you guys are Burger King and you don't have french fries or mayonaisse?
He tells me the weirdos always come out at night...hehehe.
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student