A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn.
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says,"Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
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[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited November 21, 1999).]
I am a Computer Programming Student. The guy who sent this to me is an Aerospace Engineering Student. And he has something against programmers.......
You figure it out.
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited November 22, 1999).]
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He can't be unoriginal
The way I feel is sexual
The way I feel is sexual.
He can't be just intellectual
The way I feel is sexual
The way I feel is sexual
When you're next to me.
[Voiceover:] "Every year in America, over 45 million tons of old jokes wind up as land fill. That's one hundred eighty pounds of wasted humor for every man, woman, and child in the United states!
What are you complaining about?
Someone removed the primary characters in an old joke, replaced them with new ones, and restored it to functional use.
You got something against recycling?
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