Wanna know why?
'Cause the toilets in First Class overflowed and shorted out the cockpit!! YAY!!! *LOL*
ONE MORE NIGHT. HeEHehEHEHeEHEHeEHEHehehheheEHEHe... :-D
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Jubes, holding dinner: "What will you give me for the food?"
Me: "My virginity..."
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"He'll kill us all if we don't kill him first!
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!!!!"
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"Is he live or dead? Has he thoughts within his head?"
-Black Sabbath, "Iron Man"
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
Why dontcha fly anyway?
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"Give me a f*cking..."
-Jubilee McGann
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"Give me a f*cking..."
-Jubilee McGann
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Jubes, holding dinner: "What will you give me for the food?"
Me: "My virginity..."
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*gasp* "The pictures...they're...coming...alive!"
-Abe Simpson, on the miracle of the moving image
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"...my body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM
Men Suck. Except Ben & Jerry....
And Liam: Don't worry.... he's a pretty safe driver.
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"SHOES!"
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Frank's Home Page
"Ou tou kratountos h� polis nomizetai" - Creon
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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
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"SHOES!"
~LOA
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"...my body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM
Men Suck. Except Ben & Jerry.... *smile*
[This message has been edited by LOA (edited November 30, 1999).]
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"SHOES!"
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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee
Oh, I'm sorry. You're too young to remember the great "Interrogation" threads.
You see, EVERY thread that Charles is involved in, ESPECIALLY the off-color ones, NATURALLY goes far beyond anyone's expectations, given the general mindset of so many of the forumites. (read: undersexed repressed personalities.)
Not that that's an excuse, simply an explanation. As someone who has... well, HAS, hearing about it all is really not all that important to me, either. But it's all in good fun.
And as the Great Carlin keeps trying to tell the esteemed Rev. Douglas Wildmon... "the TV has two knobs, Reverend, One of them turns it off.. and the other one... *ta-daa* CHANGES the channel!!"
(meaning, much like $$$ in the title, if you don't want "spoiled," don't read this thread!)
Hmm... maybe we need another sign that means "intimacy discussed in this thread."
"XXX" ?
"***" ?
"HP" ? (for Hanky-Panky)
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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited November 30, 1999).]
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"SHOES!"
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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee
Anyway, being the rather naughty-minded fiend I am, sex threads can do as they please, so long as they clean up after themselves. Such as by keeping certain apparently touchy personal issues out.
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"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns, and then he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?."
--
Futurama
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"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"
Field Marshal Military Project
http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")