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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
Well, Steph's flight was cancled - we rescheduled for tomorrow...

Wanna know why?

'Cause the toilets in First Class overflowed and shorted out the cockpit!! YAY!!! *LOL*

ONE MORE NIGHT. HeEHehEHEHeEHEHeEHEHehehheheEHEHe... :-D

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Jubes, holding dinner: "What will you give me for the food?"
Me: "My virginity..."
 


Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
Verily the fickle finger of fate writeth in strange ways....

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"He'll kill us all if we don't kill him first!
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!!!!"


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Y'know, my brain really isn't wired to process this sort of input...

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"Is he live or dead? Has he thoughts within his head?"
-Black Sabbath, "Iron Man"
 


Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
And people wonder why I won't fly!

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
You're pretty much the worst Vorlon ever then. All the rest of them do.

Why dontcha fly anyway?

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"Give me a f*cking..."
-Jubilee McGann


 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Oh, and CC, the .sig: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

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"Give me a f*cking..."
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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
That is an ACTUAL quote, Liam, I said it when driving back from picking up dinner... *LOLOL*

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Jubes, holding dinner: "What will you give me for the food?"
Me: "My virginity..."
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I hope you kept your hands on the wheel.

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*gasp* "The pictures...they're...coming...alive!"
-Abe Simpson, on the miracle of the moving image

 


Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
*purses her lips and says nothing*

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"...my body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM

Men Suck. Except Ben & Jerry....
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Get over it, Liz.

And Liam: Don't worry.... he's a pretty safe driver.

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"SHOES!"
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
"Get over it"? That's not very nice.

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"Ou tou kratountos h� polis nomizetai" - Creon

 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
*always practices safe driving*

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson


 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Yes, that's what I said. And I really don't care if it's nice. I'm tired of being criticized for a responsible choice that i've made. If she wants to have a problem with it, she can. But she doesn't need to be all huffy about it here.

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
*raises an eyebrow and still doesn't say anything*

~LOA

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"...my body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM

Men Suck. Except Ben & Jerry.... *smile*

[This message has been edited by LOA (edited November 30, 1999).]
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
If you're not going to say anything, DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

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"SHOES!"
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Alright, this is enough. I don't want to hear ANYTHING more of charles and yours sexcapades. I don't care. Most people don't care, and it's not really impressive. Everybody (Read: CC & Jubilee) is milking it much more so than it deserves.

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
That's the point.

Oh, I'm sorry. You're too young to remember the great "Interrogation" threads.

You see, EVERY thread that Charles is involved in, ESPECIALLY the off-color ones, NATURALLY goes far beyond anyone's expectations, given the general mindset of so many of the forumites. (read: undersexed repressed personalities.)

Not that that's an excuse, simply an explanation. As someone who has... well, HAS, hearing about it all is really not all that important to me, either. But it's all in good fun.

And as the Great Carlin keeps trying to tell the esteemed Rev. Douglas Wildmon... "the TV has two knobs, Reverend, One of them turns it off.. and the other one... *ta-daa* CHANGES the channel!!"

(meaning, much like $$$ in the title, if you don't want "spoiled," don't read this thread!)

Hmm... maybe we need another sign that means "intimacy discussed in this thread."

"XXX" ?
"***" ?
"HP" ? (for Hanky-Panky)

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited November 30, 1999).]
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Yes, and I know you're tired of hearing it. I'M tired of hearing it, too. Why don't we all just forget about the whole thing and drop it already?

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"SHOES!"
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
It's just it seems everything reverts to this. That's all nice and dandy, but maybe there should be a individual forum for it or something Like 'sexcapades' or something . It's not a big problem, I just don't like being inundated with it at every turn.

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
"Undersexed repressed personalities"?! Oh, wait...

Anyway, being the rather naughty-minded fiend I am, sex threads can do as they please, so long as they clean up after themselves. Such as by keeping certain apparently touchy personal issues out.

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"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns, and then he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?."
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Futurama

 


Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
OOOOH! Cat FIGHT! Somebody get the popcorn, this could be amusing.

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
*LOL* I was waiting for someone to say that, Daryus.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
 




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