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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I learned this one at the Straight Dope Message Board. You can't tell me that place isn't educational!

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confessed to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"Both she and I got fired."

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Aah...The forgotten art of semantics resurfaces!
(Read: That was fun!)

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-You are crazy.
-I thought I was pisces.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

*rimshot*

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Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :

I always liked that one.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.