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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

My sister sent me the following items:

A MERRY CHRISTMAS BLITZ

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?: Claus-trophobic.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?: Snow balls.
Why does Rudolph feel at home in strip clubs?: It's the red-light district.
Why did the snow man have a smile on his face?: Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Why did Santa Claus trade Rudolph?: He wanted change for a buck.
Where can you find literature about Santa's assistants?: In the Elf-help section.
How do they celebrate Christmas in Singapore?: They beat you with a Candy Cane.
What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?: Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Merry Christmas to all!

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Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :

I love it.

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