Read the article. Then comment.
It's not as funny as other Darwin Awards, but it got me thinking -- just what is the function of a brassiere underwire (apart from making the wearer uncomfortable)?
--Baloo
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge... others just gargle.
--MoosieGirl (From the SDMB)
http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm
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"Think of all the delightful aspects of the reproductive process: menstruation, pregnancy, labor. And the part we're trying to eliminate is sex?" Cecil Adams the guy who does Straight Dope.
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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family
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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.
Seeing that I am one of the few women on this board usually, I guess I'll jump up to explain the point of underwires.....
Support.
Bingo. That's it. Support. Without them, many activities in day to day life are WAY less comfortable to do, and your boobs tend to get in the way more...
Dead serious on this, it's the honest to goodness truth. I used to HATE the concept of underwires, but since I've started wearing them (When you hit a certain size, all you can FIND are underwires....) I've decided that I like them WAY more... my shape is better, they fit nicer, and whoa, baby do they support better! *L*
*ahem* Anyway... now you know.... from a female point of view.
~LOA
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"The battle is raging inside my weary heart
screaming for me to let it all go...
My body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM
Fine, so do Jockstraps too.
Couple of years ago, a baseball player was struck by lightning and killed. Reason? He was wearing a metal cup.
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
I tend to agree that the "underwire = lightning magnet" theory is pretty lame. After all, they were standing under a tree when they were struck. They were at risk even if they'd been wearing latex catsuits and rubber shoes.
--Baloo
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge... others just gargle.
--MoosieGirl (From the SDMB)
http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm