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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

It's about time we had some fun around here. Recent events have caused everyone to become tense and angry. Well, let's have some good ol' fashion fun! And to start it off, let's have an interrogation. And I'm volunteering. May God have mercy on me...

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*comes in dressed in tight leather and carrying a whip*

Okay guys.... string him up over there.

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"SHOES!"

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

What have I gotten myself into?

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

You've gotten yourself into a whole new world of hurt, Fabrux!

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Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

*comes in wearing Batman Suit*

Jubilee... choose me choose me !!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I kill me sometimes !!

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- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

We'll be asking the questions, Fabrux...you just sit down and we'll take it from here...

I'll think I'll combine torture and interrogation-- How long is the Defiant?

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Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

The length of the Defiant depends on your own point of view. If you just shut out all outside influence, look at the evidence, I'm sure you'll figure it out on your own.

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I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Repeat after me, restrained one: 120 metres, 120 metres, 120 metres, 120 metres, 120 metres, 120 metres, 120 metres, 120 metres.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

*shuts out all outside influence*

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I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

I am an inside influence now.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Hmm.. I wonder why I doubt that....

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I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*cracks her whip at him*

You will kindly tell me WHY you wanted an Imac. OR I will introduce you to Mr. Rawhide Whip.

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"SHOES!"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Because Macs are superior computers.

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*eyes open wide* Uh, oh......

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screaming for me to let it all go...
My body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Tell me, Fabrux, where do you see yourself in five years?

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Well, everyone says I'm going to be the next Bill Gates, so....

And some momentary stupidness came over me. I gave into the Macs. Now I have been saved, by Compaq!

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I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Actually, people tell me I'll be the next Bill Gates also. That frightens me to no end.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*LOL*

Frankintosh Computers... It could work.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

I think Fabrux's interrogation would be better if it was done when he admitted to us that he wanted a Mac.

Crying shame, cuz I've got nothing to interrogate Fabrux about.

Oh well.

*picks up very large rocket launcher, fires in the general location of Fabrux*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

*does Homerscream*

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I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

But now he believes in The Power of The Compaq? Isn't that almost as bad?

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

** Straps electrodes all over Fabrux **

Let us begin:

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR???

I think I shall ask again, but will turn on the electricity this time ** turns all electrodes on **

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR???

** turns power up **

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR???

** turns power up again **

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR???

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Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

NUMBER TWO WORKS FOR DR. EVIL!!

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I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai

Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

WRONG!!!

** gives Fabrux a massive electrical shock, and then a kick in the jimmy **

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR???

[This message has been edited by Enterprise (edited December 29, 1999).]

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

NUMBER TWO WORKS FOR YOU!

Note: This thread cannot continue. I am now Acting Frank, therefore, I cannot continue to be interrogated. Sorry :P

Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

I'm afraid I don't understand. Why can't we continue?

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Because Acting as Frank, he doesn't think nor feel like 'Fabrux' anymore. He believes in singular views about the Defiant, among other things. And, as such, cannot be interrogated like 'Fabrux' anymore.

But, that's not to say we can't have fun...

*Pulls out a Tom Jones record, and uses it as a substitute for his fig leaf, which is at the cleaners.*

Where were we?

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Uhh.... If Fabrux is Acting Frank, what's Frank then? Acting Fabrux? Ohhh FRAAAAANK? *cracks whip*

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"SHOES!"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

There. See? Now I don't have to convince/brainwash Fabrux as to how long the Defiant is. Now he knows.

Frank is gone for a couple days, so I assume that's why Fabrux is Acting Frank. Perhaps I should make him Acting Elim when I go away next week... Hmm...

Who's Acting CC? Jubes? TSN?

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Justin_Timberland (Member # 236) on :

*comes in with a black bag and a taser gun*

Well, whoever you are, you haven't been interrogated by me yet. And I have very effective methods on getting my way, and answers.

*takes out a long, steel, cold, object from the bag*

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Sometimes I run
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby all I need is time

-Britney Spears

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Well, that stalled this...

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

If he's acting Frank, I say we all from an orderly line, and I'll hand out the clubs.

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Oh boy. What's gonna happen when I'm acting Elim?

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

We still don't know who's acting Fabrux...

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"SHOES!"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

And there's a three-day overlap when he's both Acting Elim and Acting Frank.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

There is no acting Fabrux. I'm acting Frank and me.

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

*looks at Steph* Ooh, good. You can whip them both at once then. :-D

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Posted by Lt. Tom on :

If you're full-time Fabrux as well as acting Frank, then there's no reason we can't continue the interrogation.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

"Whip them both"? Which two would that be?

Tom: But he may suffer from Ezri Syndrome (No, not stand on his head!) and forget whose memories are whose.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")