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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Recent events have lead me to believe that I can no longer fulill my duties as SexGoddess to this board. There are just way too many demands on my sexuality as it is, and certain people have become a bit possessive.... and anyways, when was the last time I spouted off a good amount of innuendo?

So I shall become instead just plain Goddess, and appoint someone else as SexGoddess under me.

Applicants welcome.... I'll pick someone soon.

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"SHOES!"

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*updates her profile and stuff while she's at it*

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"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons...for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*nominates Frank*

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"I cannot live out that life.
That man is bereft of passion... and imagination!
That is not who I am!"

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*doesn't think that Frank would make a very good goddess at ALL* Maybe it's because of the anatomy.....

~LOA

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"The battle is raging inside my weary heart
screaming for me to let it all go...
My body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Does Frank really want to be underneath Jubes? He be forever arguing that her boobies are actually 120m in size, not 170m. Or something.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :

I don't think he has the legs for it.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

I'd like to nominate me ... In my infinate "Pinky-and-the-brain-syndrome", I am still trying to take over the world ... Here's my nomination speech :

Some people come up to me and they say: "Hey .. How can .. you be .. such a swing-ang-sex-GOD!!?"

And I say: "WEll it's because I know how to talk to a woman .. I say things she wants to here like, 'Are you through yet??' and 'would you like to be held?' .. and sensitive to her womanly needs too .. like if she want to do it like a cat - we do it in kitty-litter .. if she likes it like a dog , we do it on the paper.... because I .. am a WILD AND CRRAZY GUY!!! - anyone recognize that??

Anyways... That my speech!!

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But Mom... I'm just trying to fit in !!!!

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;

[This message has been edited by Alshrim Dax (edited January 12, 2000).]

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

*grumble*

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"I'm still amazed at how unintuitive the Windows world is and how it tries to mimic the Mac." - John de Lancie

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Is it me, or is Alshrim getting stranger by the day?

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I'd suggest nominating Liz, but, after that thing w/ the pictures, I don't think it's a good idea. Now, if anyone else would care to nominate her, that's a different story entirely... *grin*

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"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate."
-Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

I nominate LOA!!

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

He did it, not me. That means it isn't my fault. See, this is my way of staying out of trouble. Instigate things, but leave it up to someone else to actually take the actions. *L*

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"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate."
-Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*puts hands on hips and taps foot while glaring at TSN* I blame YOU for this, not poor Gepta... :-P

Ah, well... I should have known it was coming.... gah.....

~LOA

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

does anyone second the nomination? we need someone to second the nomination before we put it up for a vote!!!

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

LOA seems a sutible replacement.

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Go Brain, GO

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Yes, but does LOA produce the proper deluge of innuendo?

I mean, the Forum SexGoddess, by definition, must be a master -- erm, MISTRESS of the play on words. A leather outfit doesn't hurt.

Of course, I don't know of many others here with the most obvious requirement of being a GodDESS...

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*just smiles* Innuendo? Me? Never..... I mean.... I could NEVER make a grown man blush... not once have I EVER said anything to a guy frind that was so (jokingly) innuendo filled that their eyes grew wide and their mouth dropped to the ground... never once... nope... not me! Really! I mean it... never.....

~LOA

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

BTW... I made it... Sr. Member finally... took me long enough! Oy!

~LOA

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

I Second Gepta's Motion.......

*runs like hell*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I don't think LOA fits the job myself, and as I'm the person in charge of placing a new Sex Goddess, it's my decision.

I think Liam will do a very good job. Who thinks Liam would be good?

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"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons...for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

DESS, God - DESS.

Now, unless I've misinterpreted everything I've ever heard, Liam, although a recognized Grand Master of Naughtiness, lacks the requisite placement of... attributes to be a God-Dess, nor has he been seen in drag lately.
(on the other hand, the letters in "Liam" CAN all be found in the name "Max Klinger"...)
((On the gripping hand, why am I arguing about this??))

*shrugs*
Okay, whatever you decide. Doesn't matter to me, since I'll never be in the running.

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Surely this would just stoke my ego and give me an enormous head?

I mean, I don't want to come over all Charles Capps...

Oh god, that would be awful. Imagine if he'd just spend several hours making new changes to the Flare board, working really hard, sweating profusely, and then he has to wipe the stickyness off of his keyboard. I'd feel awful. And I'd have to wash it clean. Probably using the same tool I got it dirty with, I'd just have to adjust the setting.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

I actually originally wrote up a lengthy reply suggesting Liam as the final conclusion, but thought it unnecessary.

And LOA: That was what you and TSN had worked out you'd put in your status line?

Oh, and LOA, you can't blame me for posting pictures, then.

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

I had completely forgotten about that bet... It is a bit of a letdown...

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"We exist in a boundless time continuum. There is no weekend!"

- Zorak, "Hungry," Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.

Posted by bryce (Member # 42) on :

ME, ME , ME!

(I'm back too, I had to have my ISP come out and fix the computer.)

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Peace on Earth

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*smile* No, this isn't it....

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

PsiLiam: Nothing like laughter to keeps one's sanity...

Seriously tho, I don't think I qualify as a Sex God ... Nope.. that's my humble opinion... I consider myself more the .. court jester !!!

Besides .. being nuts is fun sometimes, wouldn't you agree?? :p

Therefore... I vote for LOA !!

P.S .. that whole "Wild And Crazy Guy" Speech is a Steve Martin skit ... He's hilarious.

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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Oh, someone remembered the status line thing. Well, that takes all the fun out of it anyway. At least, it would if I could even remember what I wanted her to put there... *L*

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"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate."
-Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

No, No, First... just because he's getting the title of SexGodDES doesn't mean he has to be female. It just means he has to have the right personality to pull it off. *LOL*

If I was sticking to the gender thing, I'd have to pick between LOA or Tora or Dani..... and that'd be Hard. *L*

Anyone else have suggestions?

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"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons...for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*wonders if "Hard" was capitalized for a reason?*

Just a thought that came to mind...... hmmm.....

~LOA

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

We could all have a giant head-butting competition. But that'd give the men an unfair advantage, so we'd have to limit them to just one head each.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

While on the subject of picking gods. You can begins worshiping me as you new god of Death.

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Go Brain, GO

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Yess......riiighht.
*leaves*

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*makes all HIS worshippers immortal, and PLEH!'s at the so-called God of Death*

Hail Trebor, God of strange salads!
Nuklor, God of the Microwave!
Archgeekor, God of having entirely too much Star Trek stuff!
Thermidor, God of unpleasantly humid weather!
Bosendorfer, God of pianos!
and Fungor, God of the stuff that grows between your toes when you don't wash properly!

I am the six-in-one!

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

TSN: How could I forget?

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

I shall ressurect my army of the dead, and allow them to feast upon shriveled brain.

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Gods, rarely need morals

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Not very nutritional, though, is it?

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"20th Century, go to sleep."
--
R.E.M.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Which is why there was never a Zombie version of the BigMac.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

...Two brain matter patties, special sauce, processed cheese on a sesame seed bun...

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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.

-Jack Handey

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

and you can have the Ultra Magnus Special with extra Eye Balls on your sundae !! :P

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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I don't have eyes. I have optic sensors. They don't taste as good.

-Jack Handey

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

Plastic robots, just dont cook well.

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

But if you get a metal one, and put it in the microwave... Yee-ha! :-)

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"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate."
-Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Vote for me, and when I become elected, all will work for me ("Wow, he'll reduce unemployment"). Vote for me, and no one will be hurt ("Health care, great health care."). When I become supreme ruler, noone will stand against me ("Wow, an end to all wars."). So on election day, remember who will be the best dictat---I mean Sex God(Dess) of your forum and *Narf*-Quiet pinky. I will rule in a just manner as soon as I get rid ---I mean help out that admin, Charles.

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Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

The last sex goddess went of with CC. Is it a requirement of the job? If so, isn't anyone who is applying for the job worried?

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Worf: He is an overgrown child and she is...confused.

O'Brien: It could still work.

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited January 17, 2000).]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

That's one of the perks. The thought of that manly, grisltly beard makes me shiver all over.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

No, it is not a requirement of being SexGod/dess.

In truth, I was in love with him before I even started posting here, so it was a totally different thing.

Alright, I say it's up between Benjita and PsyLiam.

Votes?

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"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons...for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Liam: The thought makes me shiver, too, but I think it maight be for a different reason... *shudders*

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"If you attempt to return the device to the store, and you are missing one single peanut, the store personnel will laugh in the chilling manner exhibited by Joseph Stalin just after he enslaved Eastern Europe."

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*LOL

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

I vote PsychoLiam for SexGoddess.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*shouts* LOA!!! LOA!!!

*again runs like hell*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Tahna - Just make sure your girlfriend doesn't see that last post. She might get suspicious.

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Worf: He is an overgrown child and she is...confused.

O'Brien: It could still work.

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

This is a very strange disscussion.

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Necro: You haven't been here long have you?

I vote for Frank. Yeah, I know it's DESS, but Frank, with that accordian, you just can't beat that.

-Jack Handey

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Anyway, I vote Liam. I'm sure he'll enjoy the tight leather outfits and whip.

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Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

If I mention that I went fishing with my big long tackle, does that help?

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

PsyLiam it is....

Good luck boy, you got big shoes to fill. :-)

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"Permasuck, by Froboz Electric: 'We don't just make things that suck, we make things that suck, PERMANENTLY.'"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Orion: I know. I'm just having fun.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

As long as it's only the SHOES he has to fill, I think he will be OK.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Well, the thong's a bit tight.

Just a sec:

*Sarah Michelle Geller covered in ice-cream*

Yeah, that's stretched it a bit.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

[This message has been edited by PsyLiam (edited January 18, 2000).]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

What flavor ice cream?

*LOL*

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"Permasuck, by Froboz Electric: 'We don't just make things that suck, we make things that suck, PERMANENTLY.'"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Banana of course.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Mmm, banana. Wait a second, where's the strawberry syrup?

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Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*regards Liam in whole new light*

*shields eyes!*

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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"

- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

My eyes are burnning, i must flee.

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

And just incase you can't be arsed to look at that other thread, here is a pic of your new sexgod(ess), bathed in the fire of POWER! (That's curry power, obviously)

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

How is someone supposed to respond to that?

-Jack Handey

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

....I would respond by saying that I was robbed. Just because a goddess doesn't pop in for 6 months, doesn't mean she shouldn't even CONTEND for the position! Actually Liam, the thong looks good on you.....can I share that ice cream.....

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Thank's MaGiC. I thought that wearing a thong made out of glass was a risky move, but one worth taking.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

I just wanted to say that you are beautifully formed.... and I'm here whenever you want something to 'do' between work and home....

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

You know what? She's right.

MaGiC is better suited for the position than Liam.

Hows bout it huh people?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

I concur

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

I'm afraid I am worthy of being no more than a mere sidekick to the lovely Liam....

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

How's about we get married then? I can be "The Mighty Duck!" and you can be "The lovely Mrs Tits".

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison