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19 Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate.1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask
your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on
that."3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks
the silence with a bodily function noise4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then
drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high
place and sigh relaxingly.8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors
while yelling, "Whoa Easy boy !!"11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter
on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall
wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you
kick that back over here, please?13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little
too small. Now what am I gonna do?"16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again
on your butt cheeks.17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay
down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the
floor visable to the adjacent stall.18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and
adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say,
"Peek-a-boo!"19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall
and sing "Born Free."
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The above post was mulled-over, composed, and posted during time Tom would have better spent on his plethora of homework and homework-related exercises. Now don't you feel special?
When I played chess for a couple years in high school, there was this one tournament we were at. Some of us were outside between matches, and one of the guys slipped and got mud on his hand. He was going inside to wash it off, and we paid him to wait in one of the bathroom stalls until someone else went to wash their hands, then come out, go to the sink, hold his hand out, and say "Damn, I hate when I forget to use toilet paper...".
He did. :-)
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"If you attempt to return the device to the store, and you are missing one single peanut, the store personnel will laugh in the chilling manner exhibited by Joseph Stalin just after he enslaved Eastern Europe."
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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.
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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"
- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation
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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.