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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
It's the day I'd been waiting for a long time but now that it's arrived, I feel like shit.

Yes folks, I'm 21 today. I've had two different people tell me that it's all downhill from here - they were obviously joking, but it doesn't do me much good. I need reassurance, please

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
Well, I am imminently facing my 22nd birthday in a few days, so am suitably philosophical at the moment.
I cannot cite much from my personal experience to encourage you, but consider this:

Statistically, you are likely to have for more sex in the remainder of your life than you had in the begining of it.

And you can have a drink in America! *chuckles*

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
*laughs* Leave it to the thought of getting more sex to cheer a bloke up. I feel a little better after that, thanks Joe. *walks off smiling*

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Just wait till you hit 30. Oi.

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Actually, America is all of N. America and S. America. So, Monty's statement is slightly inaccurate because the legal drinking age in Canada is 19.

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
Let's take an average. What is it in Nicaragua and Peru?

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
Whatever the average, it'll still be higher than the UK. Legal drinking age is 18 which means that everyone starts drinking at about 12 or 13.

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
That would explain the brain problems that everyone from the UK I've ever talked to...kidding, kidding!

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Of course, in the US, it's 21, and they still start at 12 or 13. And everyone wonders why I say people are stupid...

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
In Sweden the drinking-age is 18 and the purchase-age is 20. What's the latter in the UK?

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Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :
 
Another plus is now every thing in las vegas is legal.
Drinking, gambling, brothels.

j/k

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Er...in Las Vegas, the drinking age is, IIRC, the same as in the rest of the U.S. Gambling is, of course, legal, but prostitution is not. (It is, however, legal in certain counties in Nevada, but not statewide, and Las Vegas does not happen to be in one of those counties.)

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
Your life from age 0 to 21 is like getting out of bed, taking a shower and having breakfast.

The rest is what happens after you open the door and go outside. There's a potential for more excitement than you can stand, terror, love, anger, betrayal, loyalty, realizing you can have an effect on the world (just not the way you fantasized about in school), and more.

If you think turning 21 is anticlimactic, you haven't experienced life yet. 21 is just the starting gun.

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
If so, I think I tripped over my shoelaces when I heard the bang.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
Oh goody, you mean I've actually got something to look forward to?

Naah, I feel alright now. It was just this feeling that I was getting old. There's just so much that I want to do with my life, but I realised yesterday that it was just the beginning. I can do so much now, and I will. I have opportunities that my parents or their parents never had and I am going to avail myself of them.

Frank: I'd never trust a man who didn't feel better at the prospect of getting more sex. It's all pre-programmed. We're meant to get out there and sow our seed..... *ducks to avoid the barrage of objects thrown by the women*

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
Gulp!

I turn 22 on Saturday.
So many women.
So little time.

It's criminal.

Yeah! Male chauvinist thread! Woo!

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Happy birthday guys

You will find that things don't get much worse till you reach the mid thirtys. At that point, your body starts to betray you. Like when you sneeze and pull a mussle.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
How can one think one is actually "old" when one is twnety-one? (Woah, too many ones in there...) I don't intend to really feel "old" until I'm about 60 or 70 or so... :-)

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me
Happy bithday you sex bomb, Happy birthday to me.

Celebrating 22 years against the universe.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
Happy birthday Joe. You doing anything interesting? Are you planning to REMEMBER any of it?

Tim: How can one feel old at 21?

Well, why do people think that Britney Spears has any talent? They just do! It was a completely irrational feeling, but that's the thing about irrational things - they don't conform to anything. It only lasted a day anyway. On the 1st February, I was raring to go again.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Well, actually, as for why people think Spears has talent... I would have just said "because they're stupid"... :-)

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Nimrod: The age for buying alcohol is 18 too. How does your system work? You can go to the pub and drink at 18, you just can't get your round in?

People do tend to feel old at 21 more in the UK than the US. At 21, you can drink. That's the final law to be broken. there is no nothing that you are "too young" to do. Well, except maybe some daft old law like going to the shops in your PJ's, I dunno.

In the UK, you can do pretty much everything at 18. that's the age everyone looks towards as a sign of being an adult, of being free. You turn 18, you leave school. you either then get a job, and have money for the first time in your life, or you go to uni, and spend 3 years doing bugger all. And getting a loan for doing bugger all too.

'Bout the only thing a 21 year-old can do that an 18 year-old can't is give driving lessons. Woop-bloody-pee.

Still, I don't turn 21 for another half a year! Woo!

Still, I've got some pictures of OS and Monty when they were still in their prime (that's 20 and 21 in case your not keeping up). Oh, and one of Frank. Now all I need to do is get them developed. Gnash.

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
Waaaaaah! My lost youth. Now I am old and cranky.....
Although I do find the nicest girls go for older men.

Or perhaps that's just their Electra complexes..

*sigh*

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