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Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

Baseball player Yogi Berra had the best of them. His unintentional twistings of the English language known as a Yogi-ism are humorous beyond compare. For example:

"Thank you for making this day necessary."
"It ain't over 'till it's over."

And then there was one when he was talking to his wife about one of thier son's or something:

Yogi: Where have you been?

Carmen: I took Tim to see Dr. Zhivago.

Yogi: What the hell is wrong with him now?

His excuse: "Our game got rained out and I got home early. I was hungry."

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

"When you come to the fork in the road, take it."

Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

hehehehe

I forgot about that one...

Then there was the one when they were having their window blinds fixed, only Yogi didn't know about it.

"Dad, they guy is here for the Venetian blinds."

"Look in my pants pocket and give him 5 bucks."

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

"What time is it?"
"You mean right now?"

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John Linnell: "This song is called...it's called..."
Audience: "Louisiana! Montana!"
John Linnell: Don't tell me what it's called..."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Don't draw any false contusions."

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"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
Bill Peterson, Football Coach

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

It's da sha vu all over again!

It ain't over till it's over!

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf