BBC NEWS - From Telly to Belly
At his age! Blimey Charlie!
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"You don't need eyes to see; you need VISION"
- Faithless / Reverence
They obviously didn't consider the actual child, because I don't think Doohan's got a lotta years left. So, the kid will be like 6 and his dad will be 8-fucking-5.
He'll have a Grandfather for a Dad.
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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
-Jack Handey
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited February 04, 2000).]
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Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.
And please tone down the language...this ain't the flameboard ya know.
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to acheive it through not dying."
Woody Allen
[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited February 05, 2000).]
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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Mr Garrison
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
That kid will never be able to play catch, play wrestle or do anthing but fetch his grandpa, er, dad his wheelchair and strained peas.
Negligence and Viagra don't mix.
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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
-Jack Handey
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
Woody Allen
I never played catch or wrestled with him when I was little. He has had severe arthirtis for most of my life. But you know what? That didn't matter to me back then, and it still doesn't matter to me now. Yes, I indured some ribbing in elementary school for having a father who was older than my mother's parents. I never went on Father-Son campouts with my dad when I was in the Cub Scouts.
None of that matters to me for one simple reason: my father loves me. He has always been there for me; he is a great man. If things could be different, I wouldn't want anyone but him at that age being my father.
I have no doubt that James Doohan is going to love his child. As long as there is that, he has my full support.
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
Woody Allen
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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
"Hi Sophie, I'm lost. Could you please give me directions to the magical muff forest?"
You'll then find that knee-mountain has driven down the vally of pain to pay a visit to the valley of the bollocks.
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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Mr Garrison