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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

How do crazy people go through the forest?: They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?: You boil the hell out of it.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?: Damn!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?: Polaroids
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?: A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?: Nacho cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers?: Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?: Quatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?: Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?: Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?: A nervous wreck.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?: They have big fingers.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?: It scares the hell out of the dog.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?: Sanka
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?: The location of the dirt bag.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?: A bad golfer goes, whack, damn! A bad skydiver goes damn, whack!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?: Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?: Tame way, unique up on it.
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

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"Against stupidity the very gods
Themselves contend in vain."
--FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER
Come Hither and Yawn...

[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited February 09, 2000).]

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

*ROLLS EYES AND YAWNS*

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Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

You kill me Baloo !

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-There can be only Nine !! ..mmm.. maybe 10 !!

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax:

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

I actually laughed at the boomerang one....

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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Gravie must be punished.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

(See? Shifting the blame really works!)

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"Against stupidity the very gods
Themselves contend in vain."
--FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER
Come Hither and Yawn...

Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

*lol* some of those were very funny.

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Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :

I know a friend of mine who will love these. I also liked them.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.