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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Warning - This post contains some language which could be considered coarse. If this offends you, please do not continue. Thank you.

CHINESE PROVERBS:

Passionate kiss like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*ties Fabrux to chair*

Any one of you Chinese people want to take a whack at him?

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Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Tahna, I'm Chinese...and ya know what? I'm not offended. I thought it was all funny. It seems so true to me. But maybe I have a vulgar mind.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

::brings in MaGiC's interrogation bag::

Hey, it's only here in case this thread gets interesting.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

An interesting thread? Here? Heaven forbid.

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Gene Ray, Cubic

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Not that I find that very offensive, all the stuff in there is just crazy. I just know some Chinese friends who would definitely consider that VERY offensive.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I heard this one:

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Er, I'm not really offended, but I find that other list of Chinese proverbs (which actually sounds a bit more like Chinese) funnier.

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"One more day before the storm
At the barricades of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form
Will you take your place with me?"
--Enjolras, "One Day More," Les Miserables

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hm... Didn't someone already post this? Waitaminute... I think I already posted this...

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