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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
Woody Allen
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690 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.
OH THE HORROR!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
*recovers*
*straps Jeff to wall*
I think an interrogation is in order until he promises never, NEVER to do that again.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
GAAAAAAACCKKKKKKKKKKKACCCCCCCCKKKKK!
*vomits profusely*
NEVER do that again!!!!!
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
Woody Allen
This is getting forwarded!
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"Cos I...HATE you!
And I...say SCREW YOU!
And I...hope you're blue too"
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"The mark of a truly great mind isn't whether you're right or wrong. It's how well you can weasel out of a jam."
--Cecil Adams
Come Hither and Yawn...
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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"
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Lisa: "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
Bart: "Not if you called them 'stench blossoms'..."
-The Simpsons