Damn firewall... *wishes he could access the 'net from class*
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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"
Well, even foxes gotta eat...
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"No way man!
I've served my time in hell, and I ain't going back...
Not without a fight!"
ACK!!!! What am I doing???!?!??!
*runs far, far, away......*
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
::gets weird looks from people in computer lab::
"It's a Star Trek forum," he explains.
::everyone nods his/her head and returns to work::
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690 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.
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"You say don't fear your dreams, it's easier than it seems.
You say you'd never let me fall, from hopes so high.
But never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie." - Fiona Apple
Hey, this is fun...
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Jay Leno: "In the story of 'Jack and the Beanstalk', what did the goose lay?"
"Bosco": "Everybody."
-The Tonight Show, "Jaywalking"
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"No way man!
I've served my time in hell, and I ain't going back...
Not without a fight!"
That felt weird.
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"I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible. I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but use them to protect the girl's locker room."
Xander Harris
...ugh...I feel sick now...
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Dane
"...and there was war in heaven..." The Bible, Revelation 12:7
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
The WHOLE house.
Bedrooms. Kitchen. Bathroom. Basement Game Room. Living Room. Hall. Garage. Study. Enclosed Patio. Front Lawn (if it warms up a bit). Staircase. Laundry Room.
*WEG*
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited February 23, 2000).]
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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.
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Jay Leno: "In the story of 'Jack and the Beanstalk', what did the goose lay?"
"Bosco": "Everybody."
-The Tonight Show, "Jaywalking"
TSN: Why NOT the garage? Cars have hoods, you know... plus, there's a nice woodbench, if I get the wood shavings cleaned up...
I'd have included the treehouse, but it's very old, and unsafe for the stresses such activities could produce upon its frame...
Ah, I knew I forgot something... the BALCONY!
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
try not to get any splinters
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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.
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Admin at the trekbbs.com
*can help it...*
"Jounces Pubes"
ahhhhhhh sorry
*pounces on the official Flare Forums cusion*
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"What a wonderful and amazing scheme have we here of the magnificent vastness of the Universe! So many Suns, so many Earths...!" - Christian Huygens, New Conjectures Concerning the Planetary Worlds, Their Inhabitants and Productions (ca 1670)
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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"
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"I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!"
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Jay Leno: "In the story of 'Jack and the Beanstalk', what did the goose lay?"
"Bosco": "Everybody."
-The Tonight Show, "Jaywalking"
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"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves."
-- William Pitt
Come Hither and Yawn...
(I loved the latest 'segment' in the paper lately of CandH) - where Calvin replicates himself! Great stuff... then he Transmogrifies the replicants cause they were causing too much trouble ;o)
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"What a wonderful and amazing scheme have we here of the magnificent vastness of the Universe! So many Suns, so many Earths...!" - Christian Huygens, New Conjectures Concerning the Planetary Worlds, Their Inhabitants and Productions (ca 1670)
Man. Almost all the great cartoonists, (in my opinions, anyway) are now gone, or retired.
Schultz
Watterson
Breathed
Larson
All I have left is Adams, and whoever draws that animal one that (Baloo?) sometimes posts here. Which isn't in my paper anyway.
*sigh*
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
Foxtrot is a good cartoon too.
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"I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!"
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Jay Leno: "In the story of 'Jack and the Beanstalk', what did the goose lay?"
"Bosco": "Everybody."
-The Tonight Show, "Jaywalking"
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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain
I just bought the 15th Dilbert collection during my lunch hour.
Along with 'Klingon Hamlet' and DS9: Millennium books 1&2.
If I don't start reading soon, my stack of unread books will engulf my desk. Then.. they'll start breeding...
Which brings the topic back full circle to the original post.
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited February 25, 2000).]
--Baloo
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"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves."
-- William Pitt
Come Hither and Yawn...