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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Saltah'na</b> <br /><small>Member # 33</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,2,10,23,1,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">March 10, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:01 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> ....... otherwise known as "Weird and funny Headlines"!!!<P>Include Your Children when Baking Cookies<BR>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says<BR>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers<BR>Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted<BR>Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case<BR>Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents<BR>Iraqi Head Seeks Arms<BR>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?<BR>Prostitutes Appeal to Pope<BR>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over<BR>British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands<BR>Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms<BR>Eye Drops Off Shelf<BR>Teacher Strikes Idle Kids<BR>Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead<BR>Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax<BR>Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told<BR>Miners Refuse to Work after Death<BR>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant<BR>Stolen Painting Found by Tree<BR>Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter<BR>Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years<BR>Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One<BR>War Dims Hope for Peace<BR>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While<BR>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures<BR>Deer Kill 17,000<BR>Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide<BR>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges<BR>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead<BR>Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge<BR>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group<BR>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft<BR>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks<BR>Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy<BR>Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire<BR>Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood<BR>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half<BR>New Vaccine May Contain Rabies<BR>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors<P>*GRIN!!!!*<P>------------------<BR>"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."<BR>Psychiatrist: "Again."<BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>LOA</b> <br /><small>Member # 49</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,2,10,23,8,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">March 10, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:08 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *LOL*<P>------------------<BR>No, you CAN'T see my picture!<P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,2,11,1,26,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">March 11, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:26 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *ROTFLMAO*<P>------------------<BR>Homer: "I can see what's happening. They did it to Jesus, and now they're doing it to me."<BR>Marge: "Are you comparing yourself to our lord?!"<BR>Homer: "Well, in bowling ability..."<BR>-<I>The Simpsons</I> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jeff Raven</b> <br /><small>Member # 20</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,2,11,23,21,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">March 11, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:21 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I got my whole family reading this... <P>It was a riot.<P>------------------<BR>"I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!" <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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