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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Received in an email from sister who found it at some undisclosed location.

Klingon Programmers

Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:

10) "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"

9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"

8) "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"

7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!"

6) "Our competitors are without honor!"

5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!"

4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"

3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"

2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"

1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kahless! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"

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Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Wow, I didn't know there were that much Klingons with Microsoft!

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"Runtime error?! You intolerable p'tahk of a computer!"

"This computer must be possessed by Fek'lhr, or something!"

*kneeling before the computer* "Vorch-doh-baghk, Linux!"

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

*understands number four prefectly* *grumble*

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