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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
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June is National Accordion Awareness Month.
"Have you heard Alanis Morisette trying to play the harmonica? She doesn't know how to play the harmonica. Well guess what, Alanis, I INVENTED the 'don't-know-how-to-play-harmonica-harmonica-solo.'" - John Flansburgh
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694 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.
*apologizes, but had to say it* :-)
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"I know the whole bible! The New and Used Testaments!"
-Thurgood Stubbs, The PJs
Oh, and today is Mike Modano's birthday. Too bad he won't get a ring for it. Hah.
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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.